Wednesday, May 11, 2011

WHO WANTS TO SEE AN HONEST-TO-GOD BLOGGER GET MACED IN THE FACE?


Sorry if you’re disappointed that it’s not the pepper spray kind. And who’s the guilty party? Why it is none other than myself. I was so bored* at [rhymes with Lork], I decided to Mace myself. I also tried to capture the moment on the iphone. Sadly I couldn’t, so I simply balanced the weapon on my rather large head and snapped a pic.
Yes, I look like Jughead.

* – "Bored" technically means I was ONLY taking a 15.1 second break. That's all. Promise.

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33 comments:

  1. You do kinda look like jughead, but it works for ya! I always wonder how much time I would have had in front of a computer to work on my blog back in my old job. Would have probably had about a billion readers by now. Feel your pain!

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  2. You look silly! Haha

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  3. When I'm bored, I just jill off. You really need a new hobby, dear.

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  4. Your job must be a lot like mine. Hope you're okay.

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  5. Lol, had me fooled the entire time with the mace. was expecting "pepper" mace

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  6. Lol.. what the ass, man. What the ass?!

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  7. thanks for making my blog new blog of the week. you have a great blog yourself. nice picture! had to laugh, but be careful with that mace, it might hurt you for real one day :D

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  8. Boosh? Maybe? Yeah we'll go with Boosh.

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  9. hahah way to do the macing
    nice ^_^

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  10. The things you do for your readers...

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  11. Well, I for one was disappointed. I tuned in to enjoy the sight of another human being suffering. Now I'll have to go find the Youtube video of police training with Tasers and watch that instead.

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  12. Could be that someone needs a hobby.....

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  13. I should've seen that coming. LOL

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  14. I'm reporting you to your boss. You're goofing off, and you brought dangerous medieval weapons to work.

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  15. oh god, i bet half your head came off after that attack

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  16. You look wayy more like moose than jughead.

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  17. I do see the resemblance to Jughead. And this does sound like something Jughead would do! Very funny.

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  18. Creativity while bored is an artform. Bask in it.

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  19. Ha ha ha....love it! You really do look like Jughead, too! Whoa!

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  20. LOL maced in the face huh? I was expecting the spray :P

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