I don’t know about you guys, but every time I see a dog make love to a couch leg it brings a smile to my face. I can only imagine the expression your child will have when they rush to their presents Christmas morning and unwrap a cuddly canine in the “let’s get it on” position. And with a little help from your favorite NY, Jewish, Christmas elf I can make that a reality for under 20 bucks.
#1: SQUIRT THE HUMPING BULLDOG
Just attach Squirt to any leg, then squeeze his foot, and you’re off on a humping adventure. Costs only $15.99 @ 1ofakindstuff.com
#2: HUMPING USB DOG
Plug him into your USB port on your computer and he won’t stop trying to plug your computer. Only $9.99 @ Thinkgeek.com
#3: HUMPING DOG TODDLER T-SHIRT
Now your baby doesn’t have to miss out on all the dog humping happiness with this toddler tee. Made of 100% cotton. Only $14.99 @ Cafepress.com
LOL wow I can't believe there is such thing as a #1!
ReplyDeleteMy dog tends to hump a stuffed toy unicorn that was my sister's (it's now become the sole property of the dog, we're afraid to touch it). Though dogs humping legs are insanely hilarious, it's a different kettle of fish when it happens to you :P
ReplyDeleteThe perfect Christmas gift for any dog lover!
ReplyDeleteWhy am I not surprised that that toy exists?
ReplyDeleteI don't see why a dog should have more fun on the computer than I do.
ReplyDeleteFantastic options for anyone on my list..
ReplyDeletehahaha...such fun items..wierd...but fun...love the usb xD
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oh snap this is amazing. and i need it.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeleteHumping dogs freak me out. I once spent half an hour in the shower after a dog started humping my leg. So gross.
ReplyDeleteI burned the pants by the way.
ReplyDeletelook if you have paper to buy this shit. just message me and id be happy to take that paper of your hands. Hell if you asked nicely ill even hump your leg
ReplyDeletethe USB dog humping one is my favorite... i need to purchase this item post haste
ReplyDeletegirls just wanna be humped.
ReplyDeleteWho knew that a horny dog was worth so much money....
ReplyDeleteThat is ehm.. pretty sick ^^
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ReplyDeleteDo not want.
ReplyDeletewho buys this stuff lol?
ReplyDeletepeople are getting more creative nowadays lol. this is pretty cool =P
ReplyDeleteYou found them--the last gifts on my list! We have lots of dog lovers in the family. This will make their holiday season! Now, they need a dog wiping his butt on the carpet toy and my shopping will be complete.
ReplyDeleteHow did you find this stuff! I love dogs, but I don't like them humping me or anything around me.
ReplyDeleteThanks, but I don't want to watch a dog get more action than I do. xo
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww........rofl!!! Only you!
ReplyDeleteHide ya motha, hide ya kids...them dogs rapin errebody out here.
ReplyDeletehaha! what an appropriate gift. :P
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the chihuahua I had growing up. He would hump your leg and then attack your balls. He was the bestest.
ReplyDeleteI remember asking a store clerk once if the dogs were storage devices, or did anything of any practical use, and he was like "nope, that's pretty much it."
ReplyDeleteThen we just stared silently at the fleet dogs humping and buzzing in chorus.
i never realized there was an industry revolving around horny dogs!! learn someting new every day
ReplyDeletehehehe, dogs humping legs make me laugh (provided it is not my leg)
ReplyDeleteI am so ordering one of those USB humpers...out friggin' standing!
ReplyDeleteI like them all! The USB dogs will be ordered!
ReplyDeleteMy daughter's Chihuahua humps her two cats ALL THE TIME! What's really strange about it, is the fact that the dog is a FEMALE! What the?
lol geez!, sadly im surprised at these toys, lol youd think by now id be like oh ok but nope just got shocked! thanks, the USB one is def cute for my daddy a little stocking stuffer i think lol
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