Wednesday, February 16, 2011

A DOUCHEY DID YOU KNOW


Jay Louis’s opus HOT CHICKS WITH DOUCHEBAGS has been on Amazon since July 8th, 2008. The book attempts to answer the questions about why hot women end up with douchebags and what can we as a civilized society do about it. Here are some other titillating tidbits. 

The book weight: 1.2 lbs (almost as much as a douchebag’s colon)

Number of pages: 240

Amazon bestseller ranking: 368,042

Best review quote:  "Arguably the greatest book ever written."


Price: $12.81 (for paperback)

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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37 comments:

  1. Kicking RocksFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    I gotta give that book a read!

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  2. The WolfFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    That's a damm good question. I've spent many nights thinking of a reason for this. My only conclusion is that if I act like a douche bag that hot women will want me. However the problem is that acting like a douche bag my result in me actually becoming one which I can't allow.

    I guess it's back to the inflatable sheep again.

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  3. TS HendrikFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:31 AM

    But is it the definitive word on the subject?

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  4. Das Auto!February 16, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    240 pages? I'd think I could sum it up in a couple pages... women just like douchebags! The only way to correct this is to send all the douchebags to an island somewhere.

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  5. DaisygirlFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    I have that book!

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  6. AndrewFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    It's high time a book like this was written....

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  7. SamFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Sounds like a great book! lol. Please visit my blog @ http://gekobot.blogspot.com

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  8. BelleFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:52 AM

    I have a theory. If a woman's father was an asshole, she will be attracted to assholes. Otherwise-no. I could be wrong.

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  9. Sharon DayFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    As a gal who used to only date douche bags and even a Hell's Angel, I have to say the attraction was several:
    1. They don't seem to care one way or the other about anything which means I could have a PMS fit and they find it amusing instead of getting defensive.
    2. You can burp or fart with one and they don't care.
    3. You look much more attractive standing next to one.
    4. They're willing to have sex anywhere without freaking out it's a public place.
    5. If he leaves you, any guy you date afterwards will seem more handsome and nicer.

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  10. ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comFebruary 16, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    Who wrote "Arguably the greatest book ever written"? The dude on the cover?

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  11. Andrés CorellaFebruary 16, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    Haha..Gotta read it!..Btw I gave you and Award on my blog! Go check it out!

    Greetings
    Andy

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  12. Con QuesoFebruary 16, 2011 at 2:17 AM

    lol... can't believe there's a book. Good insight by Authmn btw.

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  13. A Daft Scots LassFebruary 16, 2011 at 2:25 AM

    I beg to differ...

    Douchebags end up alone and fat with only the internet to keep them occupied between emptying their colostomy bags.

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  14. Maarten SukelFebruary 16, 2011 at 3:08 AM

    lol, i would almust read it

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  15. The Game Store GuyFebruary 16, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    Hmmm, I'd like to see his take on the situation. I can think of plenty of sociological and psychological reasons, but I'd love to see what he has to say.

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  16. Ante BabajaFebruary 16, 2011 at 6:11 AM

    i always wondered about that

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  17. Shady Del KnightFebruary 16, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    Even as we speak I'm getting in touch with my inner douchebag.

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  18. JordanFebruary 16, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    its because douchebags arent boring and they have personality

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  19. Megan HarmeyerFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    To rebuff Jordan's comment: They have "personality"? Is that what you call it?

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  20. DondaFebruary 16, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    I can answer that question in less than 240 pages. All men are douchebags at one point or another so the odds are pretty good if a women doesn't want to die alone then she's gonna end up with one!

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  21. DCHYFebruary 16, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    I'm too nice a guy to be a douchebag. Plus, I have class. ;)

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  22. RebeccaFebruary 16, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    this could prove an interesting read

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  23. Oilfield TrashFebruary 16, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    I can save you the $$ on the book, women just do it to piss off the nice guys.

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  24. Cake BetchFebruary 16, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    LOL I like Donda's answer the best. I'm really intrigued though; I'll have to pick this book up. Maybe a dude can tell silly little girl me why I've dated douchebags.

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  25. BBFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    Belle hit it on the head. Plus, if the girl is insecure, she will think the douchebag will be so glad to have her he will make her feel like a queen.

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  26. Justsayin'February 16, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    What a stud...NOT lol

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  27. VaporFebruary 16, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Finally, a book that answers the important questions in life.

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  28. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    can't think of a better coffee table book to have.

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  29. mindFebruary 16, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    haha need it

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  30. RabidmooseFebruary 16, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Looks like it would be a fun read.

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  31. MarleneFebruary 16, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    Are you sure that's how much a douchebag's colon weighs?

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  32. caterpillarFebruary 16, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    That's a book's name? Wow!

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  33. cooperlifeFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    Douchebags are hot. You're fat. We live in a superficial world.

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  34. Chunky Knubby NavelFebruary 16, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    That's awesome. I'm a girl, and married to a wonderful man, and I've also never been attracted to douchebags...so it's all very confusing.

    Whitney

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  35. Pat TillettFebruary 17, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    Hey tool! Who you calling a douchbag???

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  36. UnknownFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    I learned after a decade long marriage to a douchebag that they are horrible at relationships because they are so selfish. Fuck all douchebags, only fuck nice guys...they actually give a damn! Now if only every girl would do this, the saying "Nice guys finish last" would take on an entirely new and improved meaning ;)

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  37. SandraFebruary 19, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    Aguably the best book ever written...watch that comment haven been written by some English Lit PhD.

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