I think what’s more disturbing than me coming up with the question is that I’m not the first person to ask it. Just look at all the search results master google puked out.
QUIT STALLING I have other blogs to read!!!
A couple of the sites said, “NAH,” you'd be uber-wasted, but fine. However the web sources seemed suspicious. So I dug a bit deeper and this what I got…
If you’re a kid – YES, you will die-ish. Docs said the child would most likely bite it from alcohol poisoning.
AS FAR AS ADULTS GO, that’s where the gray area occurs. You might live, but I’d doubt you want to. Here’s why…
- Most sanitizers contain a narcotic (I.e. hydrocodone or codeine) which could slow your respiration down to dangerous levels.
- You'd end up with liver toxicity/damage from the excess of Dextromethorphan.
- And you'd probably have hallucinations (the sucky kind)
Prognosis: Though it might not kill ya, it will certainly F adults up. So get to an ER, stat!!!
When I was a kid I thought that alcoholic beverages contained rubbing alcohol. Not completely related to this or anything, I was just reminded of it (strangely) while reading this.
ReplyDeleteHmm so that is what Rush Limbaugh sucks down all day.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. I have wondered. Too bad it's the bad kind of halucinations.
ReplyDeleteWhat Cheeseboy said. If only it was the good kind, I might try it.
ReplyDeleteif hand sanitizer has ANY of those things in it you said, i will DEFINATELY drink some cuz each one of those drugs is dope. I think u just trollin.
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ReplyDeleteso it all comes down to moderation...
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If I remember right, there is an incredibly sad episode of Intervention where the dude is hospitalized and drinks the hand sanitizer to try to get drunk.
ReplyDeleteSo no, you won't die. You will be sent to rehab and referenced on the internet forever.
My random knowledge does recall that a Central American woman downed some straight rubbing alcohol. Before performing her own C-section. She's still okay. Rubbing alcohol has to be way worse than Purell. Right?
NAH! Yes, I'm old, but I'm lucky enough to have been brought up when there were now, what are considered illegal substances included in everyday, over the counter medication... you also didn't have to be 18 to buy glue. that's right! If you drink a bottle of Purell, you won't die, but you will have nice sudsy and squeaky clean colon...
ReplyDeleteI've probably thought this as well. I'm not stupid enough to worry about downing the entire bottle, I just wondered what would happen if I accidentally licked my freshly sanitized hands.
ReplyDeleteIf you smell your hands after sanitizing them with Purell, it'll sting your nostrils
Yeaahhhhh I'll stick with vodka. Hand sanitizers are for hands.
ReplyDeleteTry to burn it instead. It will burn with blue flame.
ReplyDeletewow i dont and dont wanna know where you got the idea of drinking purell man. this was a nice laugh for me
ReplyDeletei don't see what the problem is here.
ReplyDeletejust a typical tuesday night for me, really.
At least your insides would be clean.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought when I see a bottle is "if I drink it will I get fucked up"
ReplyDeleteNice. It cleans up a potty mouth and effs up the user all at the same time ; )
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it wouldn't be taster either, another reason why you might not want to give this a try.
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story: Stick to drinks that taste better than Purell
ReplyDeleteYou can get poisoned from toothpaste, too ;)
ReplyDeleteso no more more drinking Purell is what you'r telling me got it
ReplyDeletepurell is ok but i prefer laundry detergent tbh
ReplyDeleteI just read this and I think PAAAAAAARTTTYYYY!!
ReplyDeleteI did all that stuff in the 70's and paid big $$ for those drugs. Who'd have known I could have just drank this. Damn, the things you learn when you get older! Thanks! hahaha
ReplyDeleteWell there goes my plans for lunch today.
ReplyDeleteLike everything else, Hand Sanitizer tastes better if you mix it half and half with 7 Up.
ReplyDeleteso you are saying I won't die????? I only hear what I want to hear. This could end bad
ReplyDeleteI get nauseated when I smell it, I can't imagine drinking it.
ReplyDeleteI've smelled the bottle of purell and its strong. i wouldnt think of drinking it.
ReplyDeleteThink I'd just skip it!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe someone would drink Purell. lol My goodness.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I've been drinking this Listerine all day instead.
ReplyDeleteOh dear....now the question is...why would you do a search on something like that?
ReplyDeleteYuck. What a way to go, too....I imagine it'd taste disgusting.
ReplyDeleteGood to know. And I think I just puked a little imagining what that might taste like.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that good info
ReplyDeleteif you think that's messed up, kids are snorting certain brands of bath salts because they give an amphetamine-like high
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info! Really helped.
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