Tuesday, February 1, 2011

HEY, SOMETIMES YOUR BITCH NEEDS SOME HEAVY PETTING!


Look, she wants to feel good. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just that sometimes her long hair gets in the way. And of course, the moment you accidentally brush it with your hands she gets all well...bitchy. Hey, she is a bitch. I mean she shouldn't get all mad at you if she’s not properly groomed. Right? All I’m saying is before you show her some love wear the right glove. You do that and I’m sure your bitch will lick you right. Click here for the perfect heavy petting aid she’ll go crazy for (that’s only $37.69). 

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31 comments:

  1. lol dont have any bitches, but my cats im sure would hate it!

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  2. Don't have dogs so I'll just have to get one for myself.

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  3. Dont know what to do about that

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  4. i am so disappointed right now, jesse.

    i really thought we were gonna see some...um...never mind.

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  5. with this glove your bitch will be rolling for a belly rub.

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  6. that wont' wreck my hair extensions, right?

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  7. hahaha, I just peed my pants! Dude! Seriously I want to meet the man behind the insanity!

    thanks for making me blog of the day by the way! You rock the balls dude!

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  8. it's all about the gloves baby.

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  9. Subtle. That aside, I actually already have something like that. Thanks for the recommendation though!

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  10. Petting is 42 minutes from Fucking. Look it up on google maps.

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  11. I laughed :p

    wish I had a bitch tho.

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  12. I have a bitch, but she would rather play than be...petted heavily.

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  13. will check this out thanks!

    your friend,
    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  14. Damn I was getting ready to send Bruce the link and tell him to read up and meet me in the shower. You disappoint me!

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  15. I couldn't help but think of that old fat ass aunt in the harry potter movie talking about bitches.

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  16. I kinda want to be petted with one of those.

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  17. my bitch won't let me pet her unless I'm wearing tight latest gloves that go up to my shoulder.

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  18. You had me going...but to tell the truth, I wouldn't mind some heavy petting with that thing.

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  19. Some bitches just aren't into heavy petting! ;)

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  20. No need for that in this household. No bitches here. Oh. Wait.

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  21. Sort of an Ove Glove for dogs.

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  22. If that fails to get her attention, you can always revert to the trusty method of spreading peanut butter on your man fruit.

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  23. Darn, and me not having a dog. Oh well, I'll just use it on my back...

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