Look, she wants to feel good. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just that sometimes her long hair gets in the way. And of course, the moment you accidentally brush it with your hands she gets all well...bitchy. Hey, she is a bitch. I mean she shouldn't get all mad at you if she’s not properly groomed. Right? All I’m saying is before you show her some love wear the right glove. You do that and I’m sure your bitch will lick you right. Click here for the perfect heavy petting aid she’ll go crazy for (that’s only $37.69).
lol dont have any bitches, but my cats im sure would hate it!
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lol what the hell!
ReplyDeleteDon't have dogs so I'll just have to get one for myself.
ReplyDeleteDont know what to do about that
ReplyDeletei am so disappointed right now, jesse.
ReplyDeletei really thought we were gonna see some...um...never mind.
Well played.
ReplyDeletewith this glove your bitch will be rolling for a belly rub.
ReplyDeletethat wont' wreck my hair extensions, right?
ReplyDeletehahaha, I just peed my pants! Dude! Seriously I want to meet the man behind the insanity!
ReplyDeletethanks for making me blog of the day by the way! You rock the balls dude!
it's all about the gloves baby.
ReplyDeleteSubtle. That aside, I actually already have something like that. Thanks for the recommendation though!
ReplyDeletePetting is 42 minutes from Fucking. Look it up on google maps.
ReplyDeleteI laughed :p
ReplyDeletewish I had a bitch tho.
mine loves to be pet
ReplyDeleteI have a bitch, but she would rather play than be...petted heavily.
ReplyDeletewill check this out thanks!
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Damn I was getting ready to send Bruce the link and tell him to read up and meet me in the shower. You disappoint me!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but think of that old fat ass aunt in the harry potter movie talking about bitches.
ReplyDeleteI kinda want to be petted with one of those.
ReplyDeleteHeavy petting? lol what?
ReplyDeleteRibbed for her pleasure!
ReplyDeletemy bitch won't let me pet her unless I'm wearing tight latest gloves that go up to my shoulder.
ReplyDeleteYou had me going...but to tell the truth, I wouldn't mind some heavy petting with that thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this :O
ReplyDeleteok, you got me
ReplyDeleteSome bitches just aren't into heavy petting! ;)
ReplyDeletepetting seriously gets her mad
ReplyDeleteNo need for that in this household. No bitches here. Oh. Wait.
ReplyDeleteSort of an Ove Glove for dogs.
ReplyDeleteIf that fails to get her attention, you can always revert to the trusty method of spreading peanut butter on your man fruit.
ReplyDeleteDarn, and me not having a dog. Oh well, I'll just use it on my back...
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