Thursday, February 24, 2011

SUCK ON HER TEAT AND YOU WON’T REGRET IT


Camel milk will rock your world, in that awesome antimicrobial way. Apparently "the other white liquid" contains rich sources of proteins (that aren’t in cow-juice). Plus, C-milk is found to possibly help fight the big diseases like like cancer, HIV/Aids, Alzheimer’s, and hep B. Oh, and even those annoying lactose intolerant types can drink it with zero digestive issues. 
Now if anyone can tell me where to score Camel milk on the open market, I'd be one happy camper.

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29 comments:

  1. I am really laughing out loud. You are not right in the head! Anyway, how much milk do you want? Was just about to go out to milk Alice the Camel & will totally send you however much you want.

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  2. This is a far classier post on camels than the one I did on camel toe modesty products!

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/

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  3. "SUCK ON HER TEAT AND YOU WON’T REGRET IT".

    christ! for a second there, i thought you were my agent.

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  4. gotta love foreign creamy white goodness

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  5. Yes, but what does it taste like?

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  6. I'd substitute it with goat milk.

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  7. Um, eww. I just wrote a 7 Facts About Me post, and in it I mentioned how I hate milk. This camel milk, though, I have a feeling is worse than cow milk.

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  8. I'm guessing this doesn't taste like Nestle's chocolate milk...

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  9. After you suck her teat you can cuddle and share a Camel cigarette!

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  10. if it could cure my kidney failure i say bottoms up

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  11. never tried, but would it go good with my cereal?

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  12. There's just something about this that makes me throw up in the back of my mouth a little.

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  13. Uhhhh.... I think I'll stick with Almond milk.

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  14. I only do human milk. Kind of pricey but worth it.

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  15. I don't think camel toe erm milk is for me.

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  16. just chop the camels hump off with a scimitar and drink all its milk!

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  17. Bet it tastes amazing in Lucky Charms. (VOM)

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  18. If you find it and it comes in Chocolate let me know. haha. You are just too friggen' funny.

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  19. Oh my word. Where DO you come up with this stuff?!! Nope! Don't wanna know!!! Makes it more interesting. You know I return just to see what you'll come up with next. (That, and the fact that I really like you, anyway!)

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  20. This is funny cause while researching for an article a couple days ago I was looking at the benefits of donkey milk which is apparently the closest in constituency to breast milk.

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  21. Oh man, thats pretty weird. Good post, you have my support.

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  22. One more of these learning experiences and my head is going to explode!

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  23. lol, really? that sounds good cuz I do not take cow milks very well. I heard about goat's milk too!

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  24. Looks delicious, especially considering it comes in the same containers as Drain-o!

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  25. they are so tall that i suppose you don't even have to bend over to suckle...

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