Saturday, February 5, 2011

HOW TO TURN ANY CELEBRITY INTO AN ASSHOLE IN 3 EASY STEPS


This is Heidi Montag-Pratt. Or is it just Montag? Not really sure. Anyhow, aside from her uber-enthusiasm for plastic surgery, she’s most likely NOT an asshole. However, since she is a celebrity (with fame and fortune) it’s not unlike us mortals to be seething with jealousy. So here’s how you can take revenge on Ms. Montag in three easy steps.

Step 1. Load picture into photoshop


Step 2. Select area you want to pixelate with lasso tool.


Step 3. Choose Filter > Pixelate > Mosaic 


Now share your final "angry Heidi" shot with the entire world. It's that easy!!!

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38 comments:

  1. awesome blog
    followed :)

    http://ngp-psp2.blogspot.com/

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  2. Excellent and helpful tip, my friend!

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  3. You have too much time on your hands...

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  4. nice, this kinda stuff probly happens more than people think unfortunately...haters gonna hate!

    your friend,
    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  5. how cool now can you take photshop and trim about 20lbs off me..lol

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  6. That's awesome bro! I never really knew how to blur stuff out, thanks! Followed!

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  7. oh btw thanks for putting me for the new blog of the day! its much appreciated! :)

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  8. That's great, I know what I'm doing for my new FB pic lollol

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  9. Oh, wow... :D
    But, still, a really good idea.

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  10. LOVES! Great way to pass the time...I'm going to give her facial hair...just because I can. :)

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  11. How can you get past the shape of that ass!

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  12. Oh. this will be fun to do with my brother :D

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  13. I can think of quite a few uses for this lol

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  14. Hilarious! She tops the list of my all-time most vomit inducing fame whore celebutards. After her last round of plastic surgery, each of her boobies is as big as her head. What an effing train wreck.

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/

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  15. Bahahaha that's funny!

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  16. nope, it hasn't worked. i still can't take my eyes off her tits.

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  17. thanks for making the blog of the day...
    do we win big prizes, or just lots and lots of fame...

    jeremy
    iZombie
    HBA Staffer

    izombielover.blogspot.com/
    want to be z-dazzled...

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  18. Hey, remind me never to piss you off! haha

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  19. Somehow I never looked at her hands!

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  20. how do you make her bounce on my cock?

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  21. Haha! Oh wow, it's so simple and easy, and yet that made me laugh like nothing else. It makes me wonder how many times a tabloid has actually done this.

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  22. hahaha, but do you really consider her a celebrity?

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  23. Quite funny - and a good photo of Heidi to boot!

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  24. You are so funny!!! This is what I love about you!

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  25. That Heidi Montag, what an asshole!!

    :-)

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