Last night there was nothing on the tube so I figured I’d play a rousing round of THE GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME. For all you first timers out there, the rules are simple. In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Google finish it off. Here’s how I did while enjoying a refreshing Zima®.
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8 hours ago
What better time to play than while drinking Zima?
ReplyDeleteWhy do baby bunnies cry? Is it something you did?
haha, that was frickin funny!
ReplyDeleteIt saddens me that people actually type questions into google. Clearly they don't understand what keywords are and how a search engine works. It's not about asking it real questions...
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! My favorite was DEFINITELY "Is Snoop Dog a Mormon?" Haaaaaaaa!!!! I am pretty sure he believes in polygamy.
ReplyDeletewow, I hope you get your period problems worked out, clear up that yeast infection, and enjoy your Zima!!!! ; )
ReplyDeleteYES ! Justing Bieber is GAY !
ReplyDeleteHaha, my favorite is "Is Snoop Dogg Mormon?"
ReplyDeletemmm, bologna.
ReplyDeleteis justin beiber a gay, bisexual, dead, 51 year old virgin jew in jail?
ReplyDeletejesse, if you have a period and a yeast infection, then you are not the man you told me you were...
ReplyDeleteI admit to googling "Is Justin Bieber a girl?" at least 50 times or so. (I never got a believable answer.)
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
god I love these posts of yours. that's for the shout out yesterday. You know I ♥ yer face off.
ReplyDeleteLaughing at "Is Snoop Dogg Illuminati?" Oh, and I dunno about bologna, but tortillas can strip car paint in the prettiest of circles.
ReplyDeleteI would love to hang out with you and drink a few cold ones. You are a riot! And I did sign up on your new site.
ReplyDeleteMy Google search:
ReplyDeleteIf I rinse immediately after licking toilet seats in a bus terminal...
I think it's funny that the top "answers" for Bieber, Katy Perry & Lady Gag are pretty much the same.
ReplyDeletemy period is brown? wtf hahaha
ReplyDeleteI bet the people that work for google ask those questions all the time.
ReplyDeleteThose are always so awesome.
ReplyDeleteLol my boyfriend gets a huge kick out of this game. Last night we were Googling "male symbol" because he didn't believe me that it was an upward pointing arrow (long story) and all he did was type "M" and the first thing that came up with "Mexican Nipples." WTH? Haha
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to...
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to be gay
Is it wrong to sleep with your best friend
Is it wrong to be strong
Is it wrong to celebrate Christmas
Is it wrong to be French
Is it wrong to be bi
Is it wrong to sleep with your mother
Why doesn't anyone think Snoop is Jewish?
ReplyDeleteand does bologna really ruin car paint?
I hate....
ReplyDeleteCollege
My Life
My job
You.
does balogna ruin car paint? really?
ReplyDeleteSo many ended in gay...
ReplyDeleteI do thins all the time with my friends.
ReplyDeleteI love this game.
ReplyDeleteBaby boys hump!? Dear god I am never havig children~!
ReplyDeletePeople have the weirdest searches..
ReplyDeleteYou found Zima in states? They say it's been discontinued.
ReplyDeleteDoes bologna ruin car paint? I can answer that question! I'm not going to, but I can...
ReplyDeleteIngenious! I'll be sure to mix myself a pitcher of martinis and play this game tonight. ...Very interesting re: the first thing that came up for that twat head Biebster. Happy Weekend!
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Lady Gaga is a man! ha ha
ReplyDeletelol....must agree...nice game...
ReplyDeleteAwesome stuff!
ReplyDelete"does bologna remove car paint?"
ReplyDeleteseriously, who would ask this?
yesterday i learn weird al is mussad and now I'm finding out that snoop is illuminati! this blog is amazering!
ReplyDeleteAll of these are great, but the best was bologna! Really? hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI never cease to be fascinated by your creative genius...and google...how do the letters "yea" translate to yeast infection?
ReplyDeleteBut yes, you are brilliant!
LOVE that game! LOL
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