Thursday, April 14, 2011

ON THE 432nd DAY GOD CREATED EDIBLE WHITE PEOPLE WITH GOOD LOOKING HAIR


What tween wouldn’t want this ferocious feast for all the senses? The Twilight gang atop your very own birthday cake. So jealous they didn’t have this when I was growing up. 
All I had was Cookie Puss from Carvel
Not that I’m complaining, I mean have you seen a more delicious creature? I mean other than Cookie O' Puss.
I think not. 
But hey, this isn’t about the Cookie Pusses. This post is to help you get your very own set of edible white people for your cake. Just head over to Custom Treasures. They have all types of cake toppers like Shrek, Harry Potter, Curious George, and of course everyone’s fave Twilight couple. Each topper is made with edible food coloring inks and are Kosher certified. Plus they come in two cake sizes! And now you can get edible white people today for only $14.95! Totally mint!!

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28 comments:

  1. Mmm... White people.
    Never before has Bella looked so delicious.

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  2. Yummy!! But I'll pass on the green ice cream.

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  3. Yes, but does it go well with Sweet Pork Rind Snack?

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  4. did they eat green people before?

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  6. I want that cool ice cream face cake!

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  7. do they taste as good as blue people?

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  8. Good punt for cake toppings everywhere!

    think they'd put a photocopy of my ass on their cakes?

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  9. its starring into my soul MAKE IT STOP

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  10. I was lucky my birthday is on bonfire night (an English thing) and my mum made a cake out of sweet cigarets (banned now not PC)and covered in chocolate powder. I still remember it 35 years later

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  11. aha this cake actually looks pretty lush ;D

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  12. Can i get one with Kate Beckinsale on it?

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  13. I was going to say something about the edible white people with good hair but it's not appropriate for the blog! hahahahaha...

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  14. Those things taste like paper. I used to work in a bakery and we'd use them every so often and I hate them. They're cool if you want something really super designed on the cake I guess, but who wants to eat people?

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  15. Well I always wondered what cake I would not eat, and then I saw the Twilight one and found it.

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  16. When I was a kid BR31 sold ice cream cones laid upside down and decorated like clowns. Now they make that part just the nose?

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  17. bella looks good now :P only now!

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  18. dude, it's so unfair that we didn't have these awesome cakes when i was a kid. all we had were cookie pusses and fudgie the whale, and yeah, okay at the time that was cool ... but you know me, man. i woulda KILLED for a b'day cake with an image of The Karate Kid or Goonies printed on it!

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  19. I'd just as soon eat a Twilight cake as I would a pile of steaming dog shizz.

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  20. i've always liked the idead of eating people..lol

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  21. kiddo had a twilight cake for her 11th b-day in August, i tell you... chewing on the piece of cake with that Taylor kid (Jacob) made me feel kind of dirty!

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  22. would eat- 15 isnt bad price

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  23. On principle, I couldn't bring myself to eat the "Twilight" cake. I could eat ice cream cake for days...

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