Monday, April 11, 2011

AND ON THE 72nd DAY GOD SAID, “LET THERE BE A SWEET PORK RIND SNACK.”


Yep, it’s true, Pork Puffies do exist in our universe.  And guess what, they’re microwavable. How much do these bites of heaven cost? $23.50 on Amazon.

Check the benefits of eating Pork Puffies!


And yes, directions are included…
Put the pork rind pellets onto a microwave approved paper plate. Spread the pellets so they won't stack up on top of each other. Consider your first batch to be a test batch. This is because microwave ovens cook at different rates. Start with a time of a minute and a half. If some of the pellets don't puff up all the way, or if a few burn, adjust the time up or down by ten or fifteen seconds. They don't make any noise as they puff up. At this point you can add seasoning to the pork rinds. When they finish cooking they will be snapping, crackling and popping. This will continue for a few seconds. If you pop up more than you can eat, keep them in a zip lock bag for later.


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25 comments:

  1. That's an odd one. Cinnamon and sugar flavored? On the other hand it might be the taste sensation the world has been waiting for.

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  2. I love pork rinds, but prefer to not even have to nuke them. Yes, I'm lazy!

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  3. They might taste good on Matzo! Just don't serve them at Passover.

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  4. I dont know how I feel about this...

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  5. this soul food is the byproduct of schmaltz production.

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  6. TWENTY FOUR DOLLARS? i dunno, man

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  7. Cannot believe people eat that shat. I've eaten a dog (twice) and I still shudder at the thought of eating pig skin.

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  8. Do they crumble when you put butter on them? Thanks for blog of the day, Jesse!

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  9. I think I will actually give this a try. I mean, how bad can it be?

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  10. Stupid iPhone! Sorry. :( The fact that they are microwaveable is revolting & the leftovers in a Ziploc is more than I can take.

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  11. wow, 23 bucks ? i think its a bit too much

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  12. Pricey to have a test batch don't you think? Amazon? wow.

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  13. ewwww. I'll pass, more for you I guess.

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  14. i'm confused as to why they are so pricey. i like junk food but never got the allure of pork rinds. i prefer funyuns :)

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  15. I've never heard of them, but now I must have them! Just another public service offered by "not worth mentioning!"

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