HEY COPYBOY! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR “LATE NIGHT, SHOVE STUFF IN YOUR MOUTH” DIET™

Glad you asked. It’s no secret that I’ve lost 17 lbs. I’m 10 pounds away from achieving my goal of walking around shirtless all summer (like Lucky from the 1994 Diet Coke Commercial.)

The hardest part has been keeping it off. Especially when it’s late night after the wife goes to bed. I used to snack on any type of fattening food while watching Smallville repeats. 

Now I know better. I do my “LATE NIGHT, SHOVE STUFF IN YOUR MOUTH” DIET

I have a sensible breakfast, lunch, & dinner. 

Then after 11:30pm...

I watch Xena and eat Hershey’s Special Dark Pieces.

The naughty outfits that Xena and Gabrielle wear up my pulse rate [counts as cardio]

AND I shove handfuls of Hershey’s Special Dark Pieces in my mouth.

50 pieces are only 180 calories.

That’s it. You can thank me once bikini season arrives!