Sunday, April 17, 2011

HEY COPYBOY! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR “LATE NIGHT, SHOVE STUFF IN YOUR MOUTH” DIET™

Glad you asked. It’s no secret that I’ve lost 17 lbs. I’m 10 pounds away from achieving my goal of walking around shirtless all summer (like Lucky from the 1994 Diet Coke Commercial.)

The hardest part has been keeping it off. Especially when it’s late night after the wife goes to bed. I used to snack on any type of fattening food while watching Smallville repeats. 
Now I know better. I do my “LATE NIGHT, SHOVE STUFF IN YOUR MOUTH” DIET
I have a sensible breakfast, lunch, & dinner. 
Then after 11:30pm...
I watch Xena and eat Hershey’s Special Dark Pieces.

The naughty outfits that Xena and Gabrielle wear up my pulse rate [counts as cardio]
AND I shove handfuls of Hershey’s Special Dark Pieces in my mouth.
50 pieces are only 180 calories.
That’s it. You can thank me once bikini season arrives!

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30 comments:

  1. Those dark chocolate bits look awesome! Oh, and thanks for reminding me of how much I love that commercial! Congrats on your progress :)

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  2. Congrats on your weight loss! Oh, I love dark chocolate and that commercial! Thanks for sharing. :)

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  3. Congrats on getting closer to your goal. I am not sure I believe you about the calorie content of that chocolate. You had better check the bag again. Better yet, send a full bag to me and I'll check it for you.

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  4. Glad you're close to your goal.
    And I'd have to look like Ryan Reynolds before I'm going without a shirt.

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  5. Good for you. If you're lucky, you'll burn those calories when you go to bed!!! hehe

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  6. i agree with trashy!

    i may have to try it too..

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  7. gotta have a sneaky treat, all these things are guilty pleasures

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  8. And dark chocolate is so very healthy! I'm sure you're looking great. I think the pink polish on your toenails looks awesome, too.

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  9. i think with Xena and Hershey pieces diet you shed those 10 pounds by summer.

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  10. i cant lose any weight even with diet and excercise :(

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  11. I've switched to dark chocolate too! ;)

    I am also a night eater...otherwise known as MCD. (Mad Cow Disease.)

    I quit buying junk...because I'll no doubt eat anything that's not good for me at night..you name it..I'll go for it.

    I've lost 7 pounds because...let's face it...who wants to binge on broccoli? Not I!

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  12. You will be posing in a bikini 10 pounds from now, right?

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  13. You are planning to wear a bikini? Oh.My.Eyes!

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  14. I WILL BE STARTING THIS NEW DIET PLAN IMMEDIATELY, SIR

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  15. I was BORN ready for bikini season. The world, however, is not ready for me and my man-kini.

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  16. i could use a bag of hersheys right now

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  17. You should try the vegetables during the week and lots of beer on the weekends diet.

    Constipation Monday through Friday, then diarrhea on Saturday and Sunday. It's really effective.

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  18. Those Hershey's Pieces are the stuff of the gods.

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  19. you better be doing some man scaping before you get those bikini pictures done!

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  20. awesome...isn't this the get a bigger ass diet?

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  21. I do love hershey's pieces but i think i like reeses pieces better

    http://icecoldpenguin.blogspot.com

    Teresa

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  22. Congrats to you!!! That's awesome! And wow - I like your diet idea!

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  23. Awesome diet! Hope you get to your goal soon.

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  24. interesting diet....

    I have trouble with the late night shove stuff in your mouth diet too.

    I was hoping a man would come along and provide me with an alternative


    HA HA HA HA HA

    shhhhhhhhh

    my blog is G rated


    that is all

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  25. My husband loves Xena! He used to have one of those huge standup boards that were put up at Video Stores.

    Someone begged the Blockbuster to give theirs to them so they could do a joke on my husband. He tried to hide it under his bed when we started seriously dating. It came out of the closet one day (or from under the bed) :)

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

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  26. P.S. I have a great Xena story (Lucy Lawless) post I'll be doing when we hit the "X" letter on the A-Z challenge, which will be next week (Thursday!) I just got the notes from my husband's story...it's great for X.

    I think I'll call it Xrated Xena

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

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  27. Well really looking at breasts for a certain amount of time is supposed to be good for a man's heart. :P

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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