Wednesday, April 13, 2011

ON THE 248nd DAY GOD FINALLY GAVE IN AND ALLOWED FOR THE LICENSING AND PRODUCTION OF THE OFFICIAL JESUS SANDALS BY THIRD PARTY DESIGNERS.


Bewild.com gets my vote too for offering the best looking Jesus Sandals. 
Each 100% genuine leather pair is perfect for romping ‘round town, hanging about the house, or taking a nice walk ON the water. Unisex Water Buffalo Hippie Jesus Sandals also feature braided leather accents and are available in all sizes for men and women. Grab these holy have-to-haves today for only $14.99.

BONUS "Walk on Water" video:

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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37 comments:

  1. ZombieApril 13, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    So does the church get a portion of the profits? Considering that Jesus is one of their copyright story book characters?

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  2. Ms. AApril 13, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    I hope those come with spiritual support, since they don't offer much in the foot support area.

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  3. Oilfield TrashApril 13, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    Hmm I do need a new pair of sandals since my ones I bought in Dubai are completely trashed.

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  4. LoneIslanderApril 13, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    I think I already own a pair lol

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  5. Megan HarmeyerApril 13, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    LOVE the comment from Ms A!

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  6. TS HendrikApril 13, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    I'm not much of a sandals person, but I could use them for my Christmas in July pageant. Picture this, the story of Jesus, only it takes place in Florida.

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  7. 123April 13, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    .....woah

    i think i'm really going to buy these ;_;

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  8. DaisygirlApril 13, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    haha I love that song! And I have those shoes...NOT!

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  9. bonemanApril 13, 2011 at 3:35 AM

    Feathers of the Dove that Flew over Jesus, right here. Slivers of the ARK, even Genuine Artificial Bald Eagle Fur....STEP RIGHT UP to Boneman's Snake Oil and Relief Medications Wagon, and Sample this here Bible thumping good Wine!
    MMMmmmMMMmmmm!
    Screwcap, 2010. FINE year!

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  10. TexaGermaFinlaNadianApril 13, 2011 at 4:47 AM

    Only if it comes with that worn in smell. Mmmmm, gross.

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  11. A Daft Scots LassApril 13, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    This is one of my worst childhood memories actually.

    My mother making my big sister and I wear Jesus sandals with green and white stripey socks with matching green and white stripey t-shirt and a brown pinafore over the top. I used to think my mum had a great sense of style up until then.

    I detested the outfit that she made us wear and my sister but her Jesus Sandal down and REFUSED! It was a long battle of note - my mother won. I silently seethed.

    I have never worn Jesus Sandals again.

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  12. RebeccaApril 13, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    i dont so sandal that gave one of those thingys between your tors

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  13. Patti D.April 13, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    that is actually an awesome idea, some people are truly smart.

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  14. baygirl32April 13, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    only 14.99 well how can you pass up that deal?

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  15. Chris PhillipsApril 13, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    Should only cost half of that, like around $7.77

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  16. UnknownApril 13, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    gonny buy one pair right now!

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  17. DCHYApril 13, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Think Jesus would approve of his Father cashing in on his name after all he had done for Him? ;)

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  18. Dazee DreamerApril 13, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    omg I love those sandals. And I just ordered them. Thanks.

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  19. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    by third party designers you mean made by 10 year olds in India?

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  20. Meghan MoranApril 13, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Eddie Money is the man!

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  21. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    I'd rock the Jesus shoes like no other!

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  22. ScottDApril 13, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    i loled

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  23. edApril 13, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    theyre nice but i would not wear them

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  24. DudemeisterApril 13, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Dudes who wear sandals are usually weirdos.

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  25. RickApril 13, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    I love sandals. Why did you ask me to join your community? I already folow your blog :D

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  26. BBApril 13, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    Don't laugh but those were the best sandals in the mid 70's to wear. If you were a hippie chick. You put them on and wore them in the shower so the leather would shrink to your foot shape. I went through 3 pair in 2 summers. I loved them. But Jesus never entered the picture while I was wearing them! What's up with that?

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  27. BTN Hip HopApril 13, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    i need a pair

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  28. Biff TannerApril 13, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    The desert warriors!

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  29. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    If we purchase right now, do they come with a bonus walking stick?

    I'm always in search of a good stick.

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

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  30. The Angry VegetarianApril 13, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Jesus sandals. I flipping need some!

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  31. GApril 13, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    I'm getting these for Christmas!

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  32. MarleneApril 13, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    I got a pair of these for $2.99 when I was like 16!!! I LOVED them!!! Wish I had kept them.

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  33. UnknownApril 13, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    Jesus Sandals? Never knew they made such a thing.

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  34. izzfoshizzzApril 13, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    i need a pair of god sandles

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  35. Major MackApril 13, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    vid doesnt work in my country :(
    Jesus sandals suck!

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  36. Pat TillettApril 16, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    I always thought jesus to be more of an "air jordan" type of guy...

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  37. AnonymousDecember 4, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    these are Kolhapuri flip flops from Maharashtra India...

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