Friday, April 22, 2011

GOOD FRIDAY? TRY GOOD ASS WHOOPIN’!


[Adult Swim.com] presents Bible Fight. Think Mortal Combat meets the Old and New Testaments. Cast of fighters include: Moses, Mary, Noah, Eve, Satan and of course, Jesus. Each game is a one on one 3 round battle. You win, you move on to fight another character. Along with the usual ass-whooping abilities (kicks, punches, knee to the groin, etc.), characters also have secret weapons. These powers relate to their biblical backstory, like Eve and her snake issues. Onward Christian soldiers to Adultswim.com.

Tip: Like Mortal Combat, the least likely candidates usually have the best powers, and are the most agile. Go with Eve or Mary (see below). Sorry J-man.

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27 comments:

  1. Mary has the best moves I think. lol.

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  2. Really not a fair fight- can Jesus or Satan really die?

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  3. Oh my I am going to have to go play that shit like right now.

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  4. I found the unicorn and the deer in the background very distracting. Don't ask me why. I suppose I was waiting for them to join in.

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  5. You might also like:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG9PG-lICmo

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  6. Love it! I'm gonna celebrate Good Friday tonight by having a lot of meat.

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  7. wow

    I have to hide my screen from my 11 yr old son so I can watch this and giggle

    hee

    thanks

    that is all

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  8. where you find this stuff i don't know but i love it

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  9. This would not be as funny if it came from someone else. Only you can turn this into good humor! Love it.

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  10. That is wrong on so many levels. If Satan EVER won, I think I'd burn the game.

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  11. this is a kick ass game. play it all the time!

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  12. i beat the game as satan
    WOOOOO, SATAN

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  13. Loved this. If there's a hell, I'm definitely going there. ;O)

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  14. i remember playing this years ago

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  15. Would like to play this, looks fun ;D

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  16. Mary doesn't look like a very effective fighter. Probably distracted by Eve's winter bush...

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  17. That is great sacreligious shit.

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  18. I played this game in the morning! I cant believe I lost as Jesus to Eve.....

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  19. Where do you find this shit? Never mind....I ask you all the time and you never answer! No worries....it's much better to be surprised....ha ha.

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  20. I love that game. Used to play it all the time in class when I was bored.

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  21. Hahaha, I love this! And love everything else that Adult Swim does too. I gotta go check it out now.

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  22. That is amazeballs. I so need to go and play this!

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