Friday, April 22, 2011

GOOD FRIDAY? TRY GOOD ASS WHOOPIN’!


[Adult Swim.com] presents Bible Fight. Think Mortal Combat meets the Old and New Testaments. Cast of fighters include: Moses, Mary, Noah, Eve, Satan and of course, Jesus. Each game is a one on one 3 round battle. You win, you move on to fight another character. Along with the usual ass-whooping abilities (kicks, punches, knee to the groin, etc.), characters also have secret weapons. These powers relate to their biblical backstory, like Eve and her snake issues. Onward Christian soldiers to Adultswim.com.

Tip: Like Mortal Combat, the least likely candidates usually have the best powers, and are the most agile. Go with Eve or Mary (see below). Sorry J-man.

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Posted by Copyboy at 10:11 AM
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27 comments:

  1. ZombieApril 22, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Mary has the best moves I think. lol.

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  2. laughingmomApril 22, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    Really not a fair fight- can Jesus or Satan really die?

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  3. Oilfield TrashApril 22, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Oh my I am going to have to go play that shit like right now.

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  4. LiApril 22, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    I found the unicorn and the deer in the background very distracting. Don't ask me why. I suppose I was waiting for them to join in.

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  5. Moooooog35April 22, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    You might also like:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG9PG-lICmo

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  6. DudemeisterApril 22, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Love it! I'm gonna celebrate Good Friday tonight by having a lot of meat.

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  7. PBJdreamerApril 22, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    wow

    I have to hide my screen from my 11 yr old son so I can watch this and giggle

    hee

    thanks

    that is all

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  8. RebeccaApril 22, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    where you find this stuff i don't know but i love it

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  9. The Awesome AlienApril 22, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    i got my money on eve

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  10. Megan HarmeyerApril 22, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Holy crap that is awesome.

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  11. BBApril 22, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    This would not be as funny if it came from someone else. Only you can turn this into good humor! Love it.

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  12. Alex J. CavanaughApril 22, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    That is wrong on so many levels. If Satan EVER won, I think I'd burn the game.

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  13. ScottDApril 22, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    this is a kick ass game. play it all the time!

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  14. 123April 22, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    i beat the game as satan
    WOOOOO, SATAN

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  15. AnonymousApril 22, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    Loved this. If there's a hell, I'm definitely going there. ;O)

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  16. edApril 22, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    i remember playing this years ago

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  17. Major MackApril 22, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    tee hee....

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  18. Jack of DiamondsApril 22, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Would like to play this, looks fun ;D

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  19. Aaron M. GipsonApril 22, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    Mary doesn't look like a very effective fighter. Probably distracted by Eve's winter bush...

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  20. ChuckApril 22, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    That is great sacreligious shit.

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  21. Kicking RocksApril 22, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    I played this game in the morning! I cant believe I lost as Jesus to Eve.....

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  22. MarleneApril 22, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    Where do you find this shit? Never mind....I ask you all the time and you never answer! No worries....it's much better to be surprised....ha ha.

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  23. LoneIslanderApril 22, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    I love that game. Used to play it all the time in class when I was bored.

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  24. AnonymousApril 23, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    Blasphemy has never been so fun

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  25. TexaGermaFinlaNadianApril 23, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    Hahaha, I love this! And love everything else that Adult Swim does too. I gotta go check it out now.

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  26. The Random BlogetteApril 23, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    That is amazeballs. I so need to go and play this!

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  27. Pat TillettApril 29, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    Eve was a hottie...

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