No one else but Craigslist (ok, maybe ebay) could bring you such an amazing deal. Apparently some dude from the D.C. area is cleaning out his closet to make room for his summer clothes. As a result, Joe Boxer is selling off his thongs, jockstraps, boxer-briefs, briefs for $40 a pop. Here’s what 2 Jackson’s will get ya…
- Used article of clothing worn by an athletic guy
- A promise that he will leave any fluid or feces you request (for no extra charge)
- He accepts paypal
- Correction, the ad says he’s a SEXY, good-looking, athletic guy.
Click here to get ‘em while they’re hot or however you like it.