Wednesday, May 11, 2011

AN AWKWARD LOOK AT JUNK THROUGHOUT HISTORY


Who am I?
At 6 ft tall, I weighed in at a svelte 350 lbs (the fattest president in history). They called me the Big Lub. I was so big I got stuck in the presidential bathtub. They actually had to make a specially designed tub, just for me. On a more positive note, I was the first president to throw out the opening pitch for a baseball season.

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29 comments:

  1. That now makes two Presidential crotches I can recognize. Wait, did I say that out loud?

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  2. Hoover?

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  3. Uh. Well that was my daily dose of guy junk. That's great..

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  4. Did they have full sized bathtubs in those days? My brother in law is 6'7" and 460ish and has never gotten stuck in the tub.

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  5. baby, you have to be careful at bath time.

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  6. Interesting. I wonder if this will make onto Jeopardy one day.

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  7. Yay I was right!
    ...though I'm not sure if that's a good thing. >.<

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  8. heeeeee

    I rememebr this stuck in the bathtub story from a history book I read

    ha!

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  9. i was gonna guess winston churchill

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  10. I thought it might have been him. Wow. What a claim to fame that president has!

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  11. Woah, new that off the top of my head.

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  12. TEDDY!!! Where did his junk go?

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  13. Well, well, that's just swell. (pun intended)

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  14. Ohhhhhhh. That guy. Yeah. OK.

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  15. i had no idea there was a president that heavy!

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    Electric Addict Set #7

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  16. Wow.

    I'm still staring at the place his erection should have been.

    It looks like...a big, black, cosmic hole.

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  17. Well we all know now he couldn't see it own Johnson unless he was looking in a large mirror!!!

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  18. how interestig i did not know this

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