How great would it be to go to opening night of X-Men First Class ...
...sporting world class Muttons? Well now Theatrical Hair Disguise can make that dream a reality.
For only $8.49 you get a primo pair of chops made of real human hair! Available in black, brown, and Jean Grey. Groan!
Hmmmmm, I'm not sure I'm ready for those... or X-Men.
ReplyDeleteThankfully I am growing my own pair of manly sideburns!!
ReplyDeleteThat would be hilarious to wear to the premeire
ReplyDeleteI don't know. It's like the sock in the underpants. It's just not the same. I want the real mutton chops.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend's facial hair is like that, and it's surprisingly satisfying to get him to scratch my back with his chops.
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ReplyDeleteNow if I could just get him to shave off those nasty mutton chops then I would be far more inclined to want to sit on his lovely face ; )
ReplyDeleteThe Ranter’s Box
Haha it's time to rock the mutton chops like wolverine!
ReplyDeletesexy!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see this film!
ReplyDeletemust resist urge to buy
ReplyDeleteVenerable X-Men, great series. Lets finish it!
ReplyDeleteLove him! Can't wait to see this movie!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for commenting and following! I'm following back!
I'd rather use scissors.
ReplyDeletehahahaha! my son would love the chops!
ReplyDeleteNew project for the summer: Grow sideburns.
ReplyDeletePfft ill grow my own muttons...wait...
ReplyDeleteReal human hair? awesome!
ReplyDeleteWeird how Hugh Jackman can be some manly AND so womanly at the same time....
ReplyDeleteThat's the mark of true talent!
Frightening.
ReplyDeleteI can grow my own just fine.
ReplyDeleteI could paste those on my armpits and go as Helga!
ReplyDeleteGee, if only I'd had this information in time for the new movie. I want to get like 20 of them and make myself up like the wolf man.
ReplyDeleteI would look sexy in mutton chops..
ReplyDeleteI cant wait to watch it! I i also cant wait to grow my own mutton chops!!
ReplyDeleteMy 9 year old daughter told me last night "I want to be Wolverine because of how he is." Made me grin. Who doesn't love Wolverine?
ReplyDeleteI'll let you know if I see anyone sporting those at the movies tonight.
ReplyDeleteyou have the right idea
ReplyDeleteI have to say... wolverine isn't in this movie.. other than that, human hair glued to my face... no thanks.
ReplyDelete8.49 for the burns and 12.99 for the claws Yes Oct here i come.
ReplyDeleteThat would be pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those rare occasions on which I am actually glad to be an overly hirsute mofo.
ReplyDeleteLol. I would totally do that. I mean, come on. This is an X-men movie without everybody's favorite mutant, Mutton Chops!
ReplyDeleteInteresting, and human hair. That's nice.
ReplyDeleteReal human hair??? Come on, you could have sstarted growing them a few months ago and had your own real human hair, am I right. Nevertheless, these are good last minute pick ups.
ReplyDeletei just want hugh jackman
ReplyDeleteI am going to stick those on my inner thighs so that my man parts can look badass
ReplyDeleteI think my ex tried to grow those (for real) about 30 years ago.
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