Friday, June 3, 2011

HEY BADASS! LOOK AT YOU LOOKING ALL BADASS!


How great would it be to go to opening night of X-Men First Class ... 
...sporting world class Muttons? Well now Theatrical Hair Disguise can make that dream a reality. 
For only $8.49 you get a primo pair of chops made of real human hair! Available in black, brown, and Jean Grey. Groan!

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38 comments:

  1. Hmmmmm, I'm not sure I'm ready for those... or X-Men.

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  2. Thankfully I am growing my own pair of manly sideburns!!

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  3. That would be hilarious to wear to the premeire

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  4. I don't know. It's like the sock in the underpants. It's just not the same. I want the real mutton chops.

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  5. My boyfriend's facial hair is like that, and it's surprisingly satisfying to get him to scratch my back with his chops.

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  7. Now if I could just get him to shave off those nasty mutton chops then I would be far more inclined to want to sit on his lovely face ; )

    The Ranter’s Box

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  8. Haha it's time to rock the mutton chops like wolverine!

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  9. I can't wait to see this film!

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  10. Venerable X-Men, great series. Lets finish it!

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  11. Love him! Can't wait to see this movie!

    Thank you so much for commenting and following! I'm following back!

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  12. I'd rather use scissors.

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  13. hahahaha! my son would love the chops!

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  14. New project for the summer: Grow sideburns.

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  15. Pfft ill grow my own muttons...wait...

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  16. Weird how Hugh Jackman can be some manly AND so womanly at the same time....
    That's the mark of true talent!

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  17. I could paste those on my armpits and go as Helga!

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  18. Gee, if only I'd had this information in time for the new movie. I want to get like 20 of them and make myself up like the wolf man.

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  19. I would look sexy in mutton chops..

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  20. I cant wait to watch it! I i also cant wait to grow my own mutton chops!!

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  21. My 9 year old daughter told me last night "I want to be Wolverine because of how he is." Made me grin. Who doesn't love Wolverine?

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  22. I'll let you know if I see anyone sporting those at the movies tonight.

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  23. I have to say... wolverine isn't in this movie.. other than that, human hair glued to my face... no thanks.

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  24. 8.49 for the burns and 12.99 for the claws Yes Oct here i come.

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  25. This is one of those rare occasions on which I am actually glad to be an overly hirsute mofo.

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  26. Lol. I would totally do that. I mean, come on. This is an X-men movie without everybody's favorite mutant, Mutton Chops!

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  27. Interesting, and human hair. That's nice.

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  28. Real human hair??? Come on, you could have sstarted growing them a few months ago and had your own real human hair, am I right. Nevertheless, these are good last minute pick ups.

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  29. I am going to stick those on my inner thighs so that my man parts can look badass

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  30. I think my ex tried to grow those (for real) about 30 years ago.

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