Thursday, June 30, 2011

POSITIVE REVIEWS FROM THE LESS POPULAR STUFF ON AMAZON


Horse Head Mask ($24.95)
14! Count ‘em 14 customer reviews for this puppy…or shall I say horsy. And most of 'em are positive! Show of hands, how many of you would be freaked out if your buddy jumped out from the closet wearing it?

On to the reviews. 






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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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37 comments:

  1. Oilfield TrashJune 30, 2011 at 12:07 AM

    I wonder how many people wear that thing while having sex.

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  2. Justine’s HalloweenJune 30, 2011 at 12:31 AM

    I love how some people gave this five stars for being "educational" :)

    Oilfield trash ~ You just managed to make this even creepier!

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  3. The Bipolar DivaJune 30, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    I'd LOVE that horse head mask to scare the crap out of the kids. I'm a bad, bad mom.

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  4. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    looks like donkey Bottom mask.

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  5. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    right, ass head Bottom, Titania's new love.

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  6. thinkellenJune 30, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    If you're going to sell something that so few people buy, it better dang well be good!

    'Cause honestly, the things that sell 100000 items with 99.9% positive reviews have still swept 100 unhappy customers under the carpet. =P

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  7. Ms. AJune 30, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    I'll bet that would scare the crap outta small children.

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  8. Guy Movie BloggerJune 30, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    I just imagined driving up to the drive thru window wearing it haha

    I never seem to find any of these awesome reviews by chance.

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  9. Venus De MumJune 30, 2011 at 1:47 AM

    is Horsemanship manual included?

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  10. The EmpressJune 30, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    You just know the guy in the last review wears his mask while having sex.

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  11. Major MackJune 30, 2011 at 2:18 AM

    thats a great idea oilfield!

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  12. ZombieJune 30, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    that horse head mask is kinda creepy...

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  13. The Angry LurkerJune 30, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    If the bitch turns up in that she's in trouble.

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  14. Henrietta CollinsJune 30, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    "how many of you would be freaked out if your buddy jumped out from the closet wearing it?"

    scared? i think you mean aroused.

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  15. ScottDJune 30, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    Im buying one to bang chicks in!

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  16. Matthew MacNishJune 30, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    Why do you need a horse head mask to dig in dumpsters?

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  17. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Nice post, i like your blog.
    +Follow

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  18. T. BanacekJune 30, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    That horse looks scared. Like it knows it's just a head.

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  19. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Damn it, I kinda want to buy this now :D

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  20. D4June 30, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    The first review was probably the funniest.

    I'd ask.. what's the point of blocking out the names if you can just go to amazon and find out anyway?

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  21. Not the HeroJune 30, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Is it just me or does the mask look terrified? Kinda like a horse would look just before you cut off it's head. On a completely unrelated note I wonder how they made this mask?

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  22. Bossy BettyJune 30, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Great. Another thing to put on my wish list.

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  23. TexaGermaFinlaNadianJune 30, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Oh man, those reviews for the lesser known products are the best. Hilarious!

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  24. DwrekJune 30, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    I've gotta get me one now

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  25. Alex J. CavanaughJune 30, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Well crap, I don't want to die!

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  26. TyJune 30, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    That horse mask is creepy and hilarious!

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  27. PeaceLoveandSharpiesJune 30, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    The first and last reviews.
    WHY?! :O

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  28. BBJune 30, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    I saw this episode on HBO's Pornucopia where people have horse fetishes. Like wear saddles, bridles, and the rider uses a crop on them. They make them buck and trot. This would be perfect for that. That's probably what the people who left comments are into. Don't ask me why I watch this stuff either!!

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  29. Winston's DogJune 30, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Made me laugh so much, I even called my brother down to show him!

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  30. Pat TillettJune 30, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    One thing about horse costumes. One person is always an ass...

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  31. BelleJune 30, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    I love these reviews, especially the guy who wears the mask to formal affairs. Very classy.

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  32. MarleneJune 30, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Looks a lot like my ex.

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  33. RebeccaJune 30, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    that's just creepy

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  34. ChuckJune 30, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    A cool thing would be to put it in the bed Godfather-style! With a little ketchup.

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  35. AndrewJune 30, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    ALL worthwhile entries....
    I, for one, recommend THIS excellent item:
    http://shop.fark.com/product/Inflatable-Meatloaf

    I want one for my birthday this year.

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  36. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    I've seen strange videos of people wearing those masks...

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  37. EbenyadoJuly 1, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Don't mind fellow bloggers saying its creepy..lol
    Sure some do love scary movies, even it's used for cartoons and they watch. Anyway Hope u good.I just dropped another bomb of a poem on my blog so come check it out, comment and share with friends.Good day.

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