Monday, June 6, 2011

“WHAT I’D DO FOR A BOATLOAD-ish AMOUNT OF MONEY” MONDAY


For a total of a 2.8 million dollars, I’d have sweet, sweet relations with my 2nd grade elementary teacher. Meaning I’d do pretty much anything the payee would ask me to do. Of course I’d be naked and I would allow myself to be videotaped and uploaded to youtube for no longer than 16.8 days.
If there had to be music that accompanied the video I'd prefer anything by Chicago (w/Peter Cetera.)
Oh, and just so you know, I’m pretty sure my teacher has passed on since this year she’d be 110 years old. I'd also let her dead cat watch.

FYI…that’s a soft number – I can be talked down. 

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27 comments:

  1. 2.8 million for sex with a dead woman? Hmm....

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  2. aw the sweet music of Peter Cetera.

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  3. I wants me a boat load of money!!

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  4. Hard for me to say I'm sorry.

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  5. LOL that's one tempting offer !

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  6. I'm pretty sure that for 2.8 mil you'd dig up her rotting 110 year old corps and have necrophiliac "relations" with her.

    I'd watch that YouBoob vid!

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  7. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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  8. Let us know when the video goes live!

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  9. I wrote what I'd do for Klondike Bar. But for a mil or two, hmmm. I'd probably consider something kinky but not with a dead person. That would cost a helluva lot more! haha

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  10. Nothing like a little "necromance", huh? ;)

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  11. i'd pay 2.8 mil to do that

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  12. Most people would do just about anything naked for that amount of money...the real question is..if you were independently wealthy, would you pay someone a huge amount to do something stupid while they're naked? Think of the power! I'd make someone do my grocery shopping naked for a million dollars! Of course, the police would show up within minutes..

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  13. Many people do so much more for so much less money

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  14. haha nice to know your easy

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  15. I'm getting all kinds of turned on just thinking about that pelvic bone being shattered into bone dust.

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  16. hah, you are definitely an odd one

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  17. Never a dull moment here.....but hey, at least you mentioned Peter Cetera. :)

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  18. Urughghhh. I'd have to go 10mil at least.

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