First off, do you see why it’s inappropriate? Oh, and by inappropriate I am totally NOT referring to the lengths Archie is willing to go through to defend his gal Betty.
If the A-man wants to do that to 3 guys all at once (in saltwater), that’s cool by me. No judgments. I’m just thinkin’ the subject matter might have been a tad inappropriate for the 1960s kiddies. I mean at least slap a parental advisory on this bad boy.
So the question is how much is this Archie comic worth? Checked out http://www.comicspriceguide.com and they set the value you at 44 bucks for a mint condition copy.
Beat that DC and Marvel [groan]!
woa! thats a lot of beating off to do! lol.
ReplyDeleteAh, the 60s, back before words had so many alternate meanings.
ReplyDelete$44. Tsk.
ReplyDeleteHey, $44 is pretty good! It's $44 better than $0.
ReplyDeleteIs it possible to get three hand jobs for $44?
ReplyDeleteNot a lot for a classic stroke comic, still have my comics somewhere around here.
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome. I'll have to dig through the old comics and see if I can find a gem like this one.
ReplyDeleteI used to love reading Archie comics. JUGHEAD is my pride and joy.
ReplyDeleteWELL. At least you know that the publisher is pro-three ways. (:
Four guys would've been totally inapropriate.
ReplyDeleteI would have thought it was worth more - of course I don't collect comics so I have no idea.
ReplyDeleteThe best part is that the phrase is highlighted. In red.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he could never choose between Veronica & Betty. He was really into Jughead all this time!
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. All he did was beat three guys off, one at a time, pounding them hard while they took it. What's wrong with that?
ReplyDeleteNot like the time Jughead was eyeing his burger and asked if he could slide Archie's meat in his mouth.
That'd be hard to do with only two hands...
ReplyDeleteA man has to do what a man has to do.
ReplyDeletewait a minute, you HAVE to beat off three guys if you wanna go into the public pool. that's what the lifeguards told me, and they wouldn't lie about something as important as water safety, right?
ReplyDeleteright?
oh, goddamn it!
Haha. Oh that Archie! He has a lot of crazy ideas!
ReplyDeleteI bought a very specific Hot Wheels car still in packaging for $20. The car? Wal-Mart exclusive red & black Bugatti Veyron. Now worth $25 and climbing. I think it will overtake the mint-condition inappropriate Archie comic. ;)
ReplyDeleteinteresting
ReplyDeleteAnother found nugget to tarnish my youth. Pretty funny anyway.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute...is this a repost? I know I've seen this one before!
ReplyDeletewho pays $44.00 for Dan Parent's cheap shit.
ReplyDeleteI effing love you for that comment.
ReplyDeleteI'd beat off four dudes to save Betty.
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