Thursday, June 9, 2011

SO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A STINGRAY HAD SWEET SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A COW?


The product of their love would be this exquisite Turquoise Bi-fold Sand Stingray Skin Wallet (only $47 at Exoticwallets.com)
And yes, it is made of actual grade A genuine Stingray leather. And the inside is lined with cow leather. It also comes complete with …

- 5 card slots
- 1 zip coin pocket
- 3 secret compartment
- 2 bill compartments
- 1 ID Card Transparent Compartment

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38 comments:

  1. I know I'm behind the times, but what is sexuak?

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  2. ohh thank god!! I was thinking something else...the wallet is alright but i prefer a nice brown leather one!

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  3. each one should have steve irwin's face imprinted in to the leather

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  4. That's a weird color for a wallet in my opinion.

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  5. Only you could sell a wallet like this. Your brain works in weirdly creative ways.
    Thanks for the blog of the day!
    xoRobyn

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  6. Hey that wallet is pretty cool!

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  7. does it come with the big ass chain?

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  8. It's soooo awesome because it's not meant to be! It's like having a Siberian snow leopard's ballsack be turned in to a beer koozy. Why? BECAUSE, that's why.

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  9. I actually want this wallet... But it's worth more than the contents I'd put in it. Sigh.

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  10. As a diehard environmentalist I'm ashamed that I think this wallet actually looks pretty damn cool.

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  11. huh....good thing i dont carry a wallet. Id have to get one

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  12. My Step-Dad has a belt made of stingray leather.

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  13. Perhaps a pair of shoes would be nice.

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  14. If I only had the money, I seriously need a new wallet.

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  15. And after you purchase this wallet run right out and get yourself a pair of those ridiculous curly-toed south of the border boots. Stop by my blog if you don't know what I'm referring to. It is beyond heinous...

    The Ranter’s Box

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  16. Just in time for Father's Day! CB, you really are timely with your posts.

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  17. Lol! I liked how you lured ME here.

    I was like, "WAIT. THAT'S POSSIBLE?"

    And then..."AHHHH."

    It's beautiful leather, btw.

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  18. Dude, I never knew shiz about Stingrays until i moved to the Tampa Bay stingray capital of the world. We have to do this crazy shuffle before getting into the water at the beach and we've already seen huge schools of these suckers swim by us. Scares the crap outa me!

    FourthGradeNothing.com

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  19. Somehow I pictured something a little larger...

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  20. Hey a fashion "surf and turf". Way cool!

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  21. Thank you for featuring me as the New Blog of the Day : )

    Cows and stingrays? Who would've thought?!

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  22. My wallet is made of clear packing tape and aluminum foil.

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  23. Lol now that's what I call a man's wallet!

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  24. nice wallet and now i know what happens when a stingray and a cow multiple..

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  25. And if I ever need to sand some drywall, I could just use my wallet. Handy.

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  26. I don't see why we have to kill things for wallets or even food. :(
    Was that grumpy enough?

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  27. I wonder if they can get me the one that killed the croc hunter.

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  28. OMG - how do people think of these things, and eeewww.

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