Wednesday, June 29, 2011

“OH, A ‘DIRTY TACO’ ISN’T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS.”

The words just popped into my head and immediately I thought it had to be something naughty. Just try saying it in a sentence. No matter what set of verbs, nouns, and conjunctions you use it comes out dirty.

Example:
Father Frank couldn’t attend the church social ‘cause he had a dirty taco the night before.

See what I mean? And to make matters worse I saw 4 suspect definitions on Urban Dictionary that I dare not repeat on this site. 
However, you can click here if you want to peruse ‘em.

THANKFULLY I did a bit more googling and a well known Mexican restaurant chain in Orlando, Florida set me straight. Check out the tag…
And yes, Dirty Tacos are the star attraction.
Click here to see a full menu and to find a Dirty Taco near you [yep, still sounds dirty].

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32 comments:

  1. That does sound really dirty! lol.

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  2. It sounds like a case of crotch rot. Just saying...

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  3. The Empress ~ Wow, way to spell things out for us. :) Yeah, there's really no nice way to use this term.

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  4. Well... Huh. I expected better.

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  5. Not gonna look... not gonna look...

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  6. Dirty tacos make for a dirty toilet.

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  7. Yep, I came here looking for some rude definition, imagine my disappointment :) - LOL, just kidding, love this post :)

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  8. huh, the dirtier the better as far as im concerned

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  9. Dirty Taco looks better than it sounds.

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  10. Well, now I'll just spend the day trying to think of a way to work 'Dirty Taco' into a normal conversation somewhere.

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  11. A Dirty Tamale sounds dirtier. Just sayin.'

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  12. I would order these just out of curiosity and then be too grossed out (by the name) to eat. There is only one definition of a dirty taco, and Urban Dictionary got it right.

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  13. I assumed all dirty tacos came with cheese.

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  14. I had a dirty taco before snorting crack.

    You're right, a perfectly innocent sentence now sounds dirty.

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  15. That shower, it's just disgusting.

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  16. Those tacos look great. Googling this place now.

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  17. wait im confused... a shower is a dirty taco or a shower is where you go after a dirty taco? I was so thinking of something else....

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  18. YUMMY!! I'd eat that! (The food, that is.)

    Thanks for making me blog of the day!!! That was very sweet of you!

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  19. so...what were you thinking a "dirty taco" wa.....
    wait.
    Maybe I don't want to know that....
    Let me get back to you on that question, eh?

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  20. I could go for a dirty taco...I'm desperate.

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  21. Dirty taco doesn't bother me (the sound). However, fish taco makes me want to gag thinking about it. That's just nasty. I missed your humor. Glad to be back.

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  22. I get to choose Chico's meat? I'd really rather not.

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  23. dirty in food just is such a turn off - dirty rice yuck ... speaking of dirty, that's one dirty shower!

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  24. I thought a dirty taco was when you drop your taco in the urinal.

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  25. I'm willing to get dirty with a couple of these babies. For the life of me, I can't figure out how the shower stall relates to the rest of the post.

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  26. What's the matter? A little extra...cheese on the taco?

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