Wednesday, June 1, 2011

KEVIN BACON TO THE UKRAINIAN LADY THAT CLEANS MY STUDIO APARTMENT


My wife says she’s Polish. I’m pretty sure she’s Ukrainian. Regardless, this is a tough one, but I think I can do it!


The Ukrainian lady cleans my house (once every 2 weeks).


I was in the same restaurant as Uma Thurman in 1996.


Uma Thurman was in Pulp Fiction with Bruce Willis.


Bruce Willis was in Armageddon with Steve Buscemi.


Steve Buscemi was in Reservoir Dogs with Chris Penn.


Chris Penn was in Footloose with KEVIN BACON! Taa Daaaa!!!!

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29 comments:

  1. We had a polish cleaning lady back in the days. I still can't believe Chris Penn is gone.

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  2. How ironic! I am watching pulp fiction right now! lol.

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  3. Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Yp2L6c2KM

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  4. I never had any doubt in my mind that you couldn't do it!

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  6. You could've skipped Armageddon actually, since Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs were both directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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  7. Full Circle! You sure your cleaning lady is not Lithuanian?

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  8. It's so weird how Chris Penn went from skinny to fat to dead.

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  9. The circle of life is complete now.

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  10. This makes total sense. Yes, I will have another beer.

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  11. And in six degrees - I'm impressed!

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  12. your ability to the connect the dots is astounding

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  13. That is a connect the dots like I have never seen! Bravo.

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  14. I thought I was missing a step because I didn't know Uma was Ukrainian! Nice job :D

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  15. Any reference to Pulp Fiction and/or Reservoir Dogs is a great reference! I had "bacon" and eggs for breakfast today...

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  16. I remembered Chris Penn in Rush Hour but then I watched the old Footloose and hadn't realized that was Chris Penn as Willard! Wow! He was hot in Footloose, but too bad the guy let himself go. Anyway, he was a great character actor, and I just recently watched At Close Range, and Made In U.S.A. He looked really hood in those too. However, the guy could act, no doubt about it. My favorites are Footloose, Rush Hour, True Romance, and definitely Reservoir Dogs. RIP Chris....

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  17. Good. Dammit... I meant Good!

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  18. I love Chris Penn!!! I've seen most of his movies since about two years ago and before as a teen, I didn't like Footloose that much. I thought it was just too unrealistic and stupid, but when I saw Rush Hour and Footloose on T.V. within the same month, I was able to compare the two Chris Penns. What a difference!! Chris was gorgeous in Footloose and while he'd gotten big in the other movie, I still liked the guy. He could really act!! He lived a typical Hollywood life back in the day so of course, he paid early with his life. Too bad. I wish I could have a Chris Penn in my life, someone who was a contradiction in his own right. Mean tempered but sweet, tough but friendly. He'd had tragedies like anyone else, losing a child and having a career downfall but he will always be remembered in my heart, as the Willard I wished I could have met in my life. RIP Chris... Say hello from Heaven...

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