Monday, November 28, 2011

MOTHER TERESA vs. HEIDI MONTAG


Sweetest Lord, make me appreciative of the dignity of my high vocation, and its many responsibilities. Never permit me to disgrace it by giving way to coldness, unkindness, or impatience.
– Mother Teresa

I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.
– Heidi Montag

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17 comments:

  1. The difference is, Heidi thinks God's name is Dr. Frank Ryan.

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  2. Yeah but Montag is German for Monday, having a connection to Germany makes her instantly evil.

    I'm kidding.

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  3. Wow, this is such a crazy pair to compare like this! I think Montag would win in a fight though for some reason...

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  4. god is currently face-palming...

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  5. Heidi's actually dyslexic. She meant Dog, the bounty hunter. Because she's just a few years/pounds away from being on that show.

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  6. Mrs montag may be vapid and bouncy but at least she doesnt pretend to be something she is not, Mother terresa despite her reputation wasnt all that nice a person. most of the money she collected went less to feeding the poor and more to starting new convents

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  7. Holy Jesus balls. It's like they're the same person!

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  8. We all find God in our own way.

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  9. I think the real comparison is that one is dead and the other looks like a skeleton.

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  10. I like DirtyCowGirl's comment. And the parts that don't look like a skeleton aren't real...

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  11. Thank you, dirtycowgirl. Brilliant, as usual. I like to think we're soul sisters, but I don't know if I'm quite as smart as you are.

    Love,
    Lola

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  12. hahahaha. The similarities are shocking...

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  13. Heidi is going to look very silly when she's as old as mother teresa and still has rock hard knockers.

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