Monday, November 28, 2011

MOTHER TERESA vs. HEIDI MONTAG


Sweetest Lord, make me appreciative of the dignity of my high vocation, and its many responsibilities. Never permit me to disgrace it by giving way to coldness, unkindness, or impatience.
– Mother Teresa

I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.
– Heidi Montag

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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17 comments:

  1. Ms. ANovember 28, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    The difference is, Heidi thinks God's name is Dr. Frank Ryan.

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  2. A Daft Scots LassNovember 28, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    I wonder what sort of connection?

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  3. MarkNovember 28, 2011 at 6:07 AM

    Yeah but Montag is German for Monday, having a connection to Germany makes her instantly evil.

    I'm kidding.

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  4. OutcastNovember 28, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    Wow, this is such a crazy pair to compare like this! I think Montag would win in a fight though for some reason...

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  5. ZombieNovember 28, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    god is currently face-palming...

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  6. julie feddersonNovember 28, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Heidi's actually dyslexic. She meant Dog, the bounty hunter. Because she's just a few years/pounds away from being on that show.

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  7. aamedorNovember 28, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    Mrs montag may be vapid and bouncy but at least she doesnt pretend to be something she is not, Mother terresa despite her reputation wasnt all that nice a person. most of the money she collected went less to feeding the poor and more to starting new convents

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  8. D4November 28, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    Holy Jesus balls. It's like they're the same person!

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  9. BelleNovember 28, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    We all find God in our own way.

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  10. dirtycowgirlNovember 28, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    I think the real comparison is that one is dead and the other looks like a skeleton.

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  11. Poetry of the DayNovember 28, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    that mouth.. mmmm

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  12. Alex J. CavanaughNovember 28, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    I like DirtyCowGirl's comment. And the parts that don't look like a skeleton aren't real...

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  13. DWeiNovember 28, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    And both scare me to no end.

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  14. Janie JunebugNovember 28, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Thank you, dirtycowgirl. Brilliant, as usual. I like to think we're soul sisters, but I don't know if I'm quite as smart as you are.

    Love,
    Lola

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  15. Vicki RochoNovember 28, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    hahahaha. The similarities are shocking...

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  16. AnonymousNovember 28, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    I want Heidi, please. Twitter

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  17. Pat TillettNovember 30, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    Heidi is going to look very silly when she's as old as mother teresa and still has rock hard knockers.

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