Friday, November 18, 2011

PSSST….BEST TOADS TO LICK FOR A CONTACT HIGH


First off, I was kid in the 70s. So the only thing I remember about drugs from those days were the LSD laced Disney stamps being passed around. I was surprised to know the practice of toad licking also came out of that decade. Way more creative than tonguing Goofy's ass.

WHAT THEY WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT TOAD LICKING.
Apparently certain toads’ secrete a psychoactive compound called bufotenine. The common misconception (urban legend) is that it only takes one lick to kick-start the hallucinations. In truth, don't have a clue how many Tootsie licks you’d need to ingest enough of their jolly juices to feel anything. Not sure it matters since bufotenine is also a type of venom. Certain froggies use it as a defense mechanism to prevent themselves from being eaten by animals. So you’re probably looking at death first, before the contact high.
Still, if you are committed to the project, most knowledgeable toad lickers first collect the bufotenine by pressing the toad against glass. Next (through some “Mr. Wizard“ burning process) they remove the venomous properties. All that’s left is yummy 5-MeO-DMT. That’s the chemical property that causes the hallucinations.
On a positive note (to some), 5 milligrams of this stuff gets you 100 times higher than mushrooms or acid. 

THE BAD NEWS is with this high comes some NASTY side effects. We’re talking erectile dysfunction and rust colored urine (so sayeth wiki).

TOP TOADS TO DO WHATEVER WITH.
Again you should really leave this to the morons on youtube. Though to satisfy anyone’s morbid curiosity here are the 3 top toad-phoria types.





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24 comments:

  1. I don't think so! I'll stay low.

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  2. now i know what to do this weekend!

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  3. Well, I mean if it gets you 100 times higher than acid or shrooms.. I mean.. a lick would be significant then, wouldn't it?

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  4. Well, thanks for the info! Helpful indeed.

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  5. I just stick to licking the one eyed snake, thank-you very much!

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  6. It amazes me what people will do to get high when there is nothing better than beer.

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  7. I think erectile dysfunction is an evolutionary safeguard to keep these people from breeding.

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  8. What the hell? Licking toads? Heh, I guess that's one use for all the god damn cane toads in Australia.

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  9. We have a marsh right next to the work site so I've sent the boys out looking.

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  10. I don't know if I would mind rust coloured pee. It would look pretty cool. But I'm not about to start licking toads.

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  11. DMT can also be synthesized, probably by chemists in Bolivia.

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  12. I think I will just stick to pot! I would rather not subject myself to the mindfuck that derives from LSD or toad secretions!

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  13. Another very informative post! Thanks! :D

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  14. I was a teenager in the 70s. I think I might've had some of that there LSD stuff you're talking about.

    Never licked a toad though, although I have had DMT (we smoked it). I'd like to tell you all about it but I really don't remember.

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  15. all my toads are dead...damn you winter!

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  16. I don't care how high I could get. I shan't lick a toad.

    Love,
    Lola

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  17. I'm pretty sure I've ingested just about every thing possible in my younger days to get high. I didn't know about the toad thing and probably wouldn't have licked one if I did. Unless it bought me dinner first...

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