Saturday, November 12, 2011

BEST WIPES FOR AN ITCHY ADULT BUTT (AKA SWAMP ASS)


Purell Instant Sanitizer Wipes:
Stings a bit more than the T-paper. However these puppies are laced with a germ killing formula. Which is a plus when it comes to preventing the rash that plagues us after the excess poo is exorcised from our butt. Pack of 240 wipes goes for $39.99 on Amazon.

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Posted by Copyboy at 10:19 AM
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 12, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    40 BUCKS?!

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  2. Pat TillettNovember 12, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    Wow! That is expensive! I'll just continue using the shower curtain...

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  3. Alex J. CavanaughNovember 12, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    TMI!

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  4. Pat HattNovember 12, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    hahahaha my butt is itch free and for $40 bucks I'll suffer the itch if it ever visits me.

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  5. BBNovember 12, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Ewww, ewww and more ewww. I'll never look at another hand wipe the same again. And now I won't be able to order ribs when I go out because when they bring those wipes I'll think of this and then......ewwww.

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  6. A Daft Scots LassNovember 12, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    one way to get yer anal bleaching done.

    the preferred brand of Dr Sheldon Cooper.

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  7. MarkNovember 12, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    That seems like a good deal really.

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  8. TS HendrikNovember 12, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    I'll stick with my bleach and grain alcohol thanks. Hurts so good.

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  9. RebeccaNovember 12, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Ewwww i don't want to know how you even figured this one out

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  10. Ms. ANovember 12, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

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  11. ChuckNovember 12, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Baby wipes much better!

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  12. BelleNovember 12, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Thanks for the tip! Personally, I wish we had bidets like the Europeans. It is much more civilized than using wipes.

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  13. D4November 12, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Can I get a hell yes?

    It's better to just own a bidet though. Also, belle, I'm not European and I have a bidet. Best thing ever. Ever.

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  14. LiNovember 12, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    You are a wonderful resource for ideas for Christmas stocking stuffers this year.

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  15. MRanthropeNovember 12, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    ah yes, Swamp Ass...the deadliest/stinkiest of asses!

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  16. Our BlogNovember 12, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    Finally! A cure for swamp-ass!

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  17. Janie JunebugNovember 12, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    No thank you. And I do not have swamp ass.

    Love,
    Lola

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  18. DWeiNovember 12, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    This is kind of handy but at the same time I wouldn't want other people to know I'm using it.

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  19. Miss TeacherNovember 13, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    What? How much?! You could buy 6 dozen Krispy Kreme's for the same price!!
    Madness!

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  20. OutcastNovember 13, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    This is crazy! I think I'd just accept the butthurt and move on instead of spending so much on wipes! Thanks so much for the blog of the day award the other day too and the kind comments, it's much appreciated buddy.

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  21. MarleneNovember 13, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Madness! Hasn't anyone heard of showering?!

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  22. MelanieNovember 13, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    wow, do i ever know with some people that could use these...they defile chairs with their juices. i think it is well worth the investment.

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