Friday, November 25, 2011

SORRY, STILL SOLD OUT FOR BLACK FRIDAY!



Mucinex® is an FDA approved, non-drowsy formula which loosensmucus that causes nasal congestion. But more importantly, that’s the brand that runs those TV ads you’ve seen a zillion times (on mute) during football. You know, where those pesky CG green, phlegm-globs set up shop inside someone’s chest, and party. Each one looks like a cross between Tony Soprano and Ralph Kramden. Not sure how Mucinex® sees that genome as the perfect combination for a cute and cuddly plush toy, but they do. And believe it or not, they’ve sold out on Amazon. The only place I found these toys was on ebay for 61 bucks! So don’t disappoint some deserving youngster (with acid reflux), beat that Cyber-Monday rush and order your Mucinex® plush toys today. 

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19 comments:

  1. I'm so glad they aren't an international brand and I've never seen one of those adverts.

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  2. Wonder if that would disappoint someone hoping for a Barbie?

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  3. Sixty one dollars!!! Holy cow! I wouldn't want one if you paid me!

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  4. So it's a phlegm glob plush toy ? Lol.

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  5. Why would you want one of those? Doesn't anyone else find the commercials annoying?

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  6. Ha! The Bride of Mucus! I can't even believe these toys exist, or that they're sold out on Amazon, or that they are priced at $61 on Ebay. One of these would make a fun get well present, if they cost closer to $1.00. :)

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  7. You can't be serious. Wtf. F*** that.

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  8. Lol I'm glad I don't have TV netflix doesn't run commercials and I don't miss them at all

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  9. *cough cough* What? Why? You know I've always felt the mucinex phlegm mascots were somehow racist, if we actually knew what race they were. Actually a cuddly Prilosec plushy might be welcomed after Thanksgiving...

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  10. Just what I've always wanted. Maybe my ex-husband will send me one complete with his own snot on it.

    Love,
    Lola

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  11. As if I don't have enough phlegm to deal with, let's just go out and buy some more at 5 in the morning!

    Here you go son, cuddle up with this ball of mucus and go to sleep!

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  12. I've seen some ugly toys before, but that gives ugly a whole new meaning.

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  13. hahaha my ocd would not let me buy that thing for a dollar let alone 61

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  14. Wow... What a wonderful and different doll? Yes, already I have seen. Thanks for sharing this information...

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  15. Ugh, that advert sounds absolutely crazy, like really. I hate that doll thing to be honest, these guys melt my head, I wouldn't spend money on that product for sure, my opinion's the same of Pat Hatt.

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  16. Haha, will have to buy this for my cousin on christmas! He would love this.

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