Tuesday, November 15, 2011

TOP 8 EDIBLE THINGS YOU’D NEVER GUESS WOULD MAKE YOU HORNY.


Culinary aphrodisiacs have existed since the dawn of time. By now we’ve all heard the obvious ones: oysters in a half shell and chocolatedipped anything. Thanks to the folks at gormetslueth, here are 8 not so obvious "edible aphrodisiac" options.

Mustard: The proven way to uber-spice up the sexual glands.
Truffles (rich people mushrooms): Scientists say that one whiff of this musky mushroom will cause the skin to be all tingly – ready for titillating touching or heavy petting.
Pineapple: High in vitamin C (the horny vitamin).
Fennel (herb): Rich in natural plant estrogens, good jump start for the female persuasion.
Ginger: Cook with this raw root to charge up the circulatory system (especially in the private regions).
Licorice: Filled with the essence of Glycyrrhiza Glabra. Get your gal pal to chew on this root and she'll have a lustful libido in no time.
Nutmeg: Sorta like the food version of peyote, except instead of getting in touch with the spirit world you get hot N heavy hallucinations.
Carrots: It doesn’t just look phallus it stimulates the organ with rich levels of Beta-Carotene

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28 comments:

  1. Alright, time to cook something with all of these in it and feed it to my girlfriend...

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    1. Yes English mustard on tomato's and ham, oh my

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  3. I love truffles! Mustard makes me heave though. Not sexy.

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  4. awesome. My girlfriend loves licorice and I put mustard on everything!

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  5. I'm thinking I'll stick with chocolate dipped manthing - oops I mean anything.

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  6. I love chocolate, but don't think it has ever made me love anything else.

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  7. I used to find alcohol to be the best aphrodisiac. You can keep all that other stuff.

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  8. AHA! So it's the mustard! I knew I wasn't an addict, I knew it!

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  9. I would've thought carrots for a different reason.

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  10. Carrot and pineapple pie, with Licorice, Fennel, Ginger and Nutmeg. Truffles and Mustard as a side dish.

    Time to board the love boat.

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  11. Well the carrots are phallic but the pineapple....

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  12. These are all pretty crazy. I never knew most of these were aphrodisiacs although I had heard about liquorice. Great post as always!

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  13. Now put everything together and mix it in a bowl.
    Profit.

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  14. Chocolate in a heart-shaped box gives me shivers of pleasure.

    Love,
    Lola

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  15. I'm going grocery shopping! These items are sure to be on my list!

    Thanks for the blog of the day!

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  16. Totally going shopping for these when I visit my girlfriend this weekend.

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  17. I never would have guessed mustard

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  18. This list sounds like it's from Top Chef, the porn edition.

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  19. Wonder what would happen if you mixed those all together?

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  20. I get horny every time i read your blog

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  21. pineapple well that explains a lot

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  22. I love most of the food here. Well, now I guess I know why, lol.

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