TOP 8 EDIBLE THINGS YOU’D NEVER GUESS WOULD MAKE YOU HORNY.

Culinary aphrodisiacs have existed since the dawn of time. By now we’ve all heard the obvious ones: oysters in a half shell and chocolatedipped anything. Thanks to the folks at gormetslueth, here are 8 not so obvious "edible aphrodisiac" options.

Mustard: The proven way to uber-spice up the sexual glands.

Truffles (rich people mushrooms): Scientists say that one whiff of this musky mushroom will cause the skin to be all tingly – ready for titillating touching or heavy petting.

Pineapple: High in vitamin C (the horny vitamin).

Fennel (herb): Rich in natural plant estrogens, good jump start for the female persuasion.

Ginger: Cook with this raw root to charge up the circulatory system (especially in the private regions).

Licorice: Filled with the essence of Glycyrrhiza Glabra. Get your gal pal to chew on this root and she'll have a lustful libido in no time.

Nutmeg: Sorta like the food version of peyote, except instead of getting in touch with the spirit world you get hot N heavy hallucinations.

Carrots: It doesn’t just look phallus it stimulates the organ with rich levels of Beta-Carotene.