OH NO I SAID TOO MUCH (an ongoing series)

Time for another cringe-worthy post that asks – how well do you really know the freak writing this blog? Again I’m not talking about the topical stuff (my favorite color, Gummi bear's flavor, and hair metal band). Nope. I’m going to reveal some moderately creepy stuff. So buckle up and keep all hands and legs inside.
This week’s topic: GAMES PEOPLE PLAY

On a crisp March day in 1998 I played a game. The game was @sshole. Anyone ever hear of it? It’s a wondrous drinking game played with a simple deck of cards and a group of 20-somethings. Everyone takes turns throwing down cards. The first person to get rid of their cards is the president, then vice, secretary, and so on until you get to the lowly @sshole.

Now whoever is the prez is the most powerful person. He (or she) can make anyone drink. The next most powerful is the vice, and well, you get the gist. This is where our story starts. I won president. And one of my friends was @sshole. Oh and he’s also a highway patrolman in Delaware.

Now here’s where it gets awkward.

We made a pact. If I didn’t make him drink for the entire round he would allow me to do the following 2 misdemeanors without getting arrested in the entire state of Delaware. 

#1 – Deface a church or temple.

#2 – Make love to a chicken.

As of late I have done neither. Though I believe there is no time limit. So if I ever do get the urge – you know where to find me. Jealous much?