Saturday, November 26, 2011

YES, THE NET HAS A SMART ASS ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING


Oops. Not referring to like the best tech / Sandra Bullock movie ever. I’m talking about the fact that whatever absurd theory you think is NOT true (and really probably isn’t) there’s an article on the internet proving otherwise. Let’s start with this statement …

IF YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH YOU WILL DAMAGE YOUR VISION.

Took me 3 minutes of surfing, but I did find an article to support that faux-fact. Click here to take a read or don't and assume The NET won! Again, not referring to the 1995 classic now on Blu Ray.

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20 comments:

  1. That's why I call it the bathroom wall of the world.

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  2. And all it takes is a few minutes of your time...

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  3. Well that explains my fuzzy vision and fatigue! If my wife could just start working days, that would cut down on my lonely hours of tugging at my self-abused manhood!

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  4. Bullock have larger mouth ever.

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  5. Thank goodness for the net, or I wouldn't know anything. Wait, I don't know anything! I just read it and promptly forget it. Garbage in, garbage out.

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  6. I love Sandra Bullock! On topic though, I love the internet too, it has everything on it!

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  7. I guess I can do it as much as I like, as that article makes no mention of women.

    Happy days.

    Is there a connection between this post and the fact that then new blog of the day is a Sandra Bullock blog ?
    I always check them out, found a few good ones thanks to you but that one is SHIT.

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  8. Okay it says that you should limit masturbation to 2-3 times a week. Fuck. But I did read an article that says that while masturbation does not blind you, pornography does make you not notice things. Other than the bewbs you're looking at.

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  9. limit 2-3 times, pffft, where is the fun in that. The Net was a pretty good movie, especially compared to The Net 2.0 that movie was AWFUL!

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  10. Oh crap! I really had trouble reading this.

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  11. Okay, I like Sandra Bullock and everything buy why does she look so derp in the movie cover?

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  12. Why a Sandra Bullock blog when you can have WOMEN: WE SHALL OVERCOME and the ever-fabulous
    Lola? I am so much prettier than Sandra, and a better actress too. She has one Academy Award. I have six.

    Love,
    Lola

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  13. I wondered why people get eye floaters! Now I know.

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  14. i suppose it only applies to men ?
    lol.

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  15. I saw on interview on TV recently with Ernest Borgnine who is in his 90's. They asked what was his secret to longevity. His reply..."I masturbate alot". Swear to God!!!!

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  16. call me weird but i likes that movie

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  17. I'd like to peruse your Google search history. Very educational, I'm sure.

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  18. I wanted to thank you for this great post!! I enjoyed every little bit of it, I have you bookmarked and waiting for all the new stuff you post.
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  19. Classic Bullock! This was clearly her best movie! Haha...way better than Speed 2 or The Blind Side.

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