Thursday, November 3, 2011

HOW TO MAKE FAKE SNOT


No more compulsively hoarding used tissues. This process makes it way easier to whip up a generous supply of snot. All you need is a Grade 11 knowledge of chemistry and a few household items.

SNOT Ingredients:

SNOT Recipe:
  1. In a bowl, mix in 1/8 cup of borax to 5 ml of warm water
  2. Next stir in 2 spoonfuls of glue.
  3. Finally add a couple of drops of the green and yellow food coloring.
Within minutes you will have a squishy, snot-like mixture.

BONUS: Make Glowing Snot!!!

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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29 comments:

  1. UnknownNovember 3, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    You are so awesome. Fake snot. I've always wanted to know how to make that! I have a video of my 2 y/o (then) trying to get fake snot off of his face that we stuck there. I have never laughed so hard IN MY LIFE. I was crying. Maybe I need to make your fake snot and recreate the moment.

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  2. julie feddersonNovember 3, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    The synthetic manufacture of bodily fluids is an art form we all should master. I hope this is a recurring series.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    But...what would you do with it when it was made?

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  4. Ms. ANovember 3, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    I can think of a few kids that would have fun with this... including you.

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  5. D4November 3, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    Reminds me more of the semen on my crusty socks though.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    I prefer the real. :P

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  7. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    While that really don't look like snot, it still has it's uses say, nuclear sludge or something.

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  8. AllenTeschNovember 3, 2011 at 3:28 AM

    Is it like the Nickelodeon stuff?

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  9. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 4:17 AM

    lol, thanks for this, you'll never know when you're going to need it.

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  10. The Bipolar DivaNovember 3, 2011 at 4:31 AM

    my older kids made this once, I think I might not tell the younger ones about it, make it myself and "sneeze" in onto them.

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  11. MelanieNovember 3, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    Now I can say I actually learned something today!

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  12. NatNovember 3, 2011 at 5:20 AM

    I never knew that I needed to know, but I do now...'snot everyday you get to say that
    :-)

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  13. OutcastNovember 3, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    Absolute genius. I'll have to get to work on making some of this for some kind of prank soon, seems a fun idea to me!

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  14. A Daft Scots LassNovember 3, 2011 at 6:33 AM

    @d4 I NEVER want to see yer toe-jam, m8

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  15. laughingmomNovember 3, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    I actually made this with my daughter's entire third grade class. After that FUN, I never wanted to make it again.

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  16. The Angry LurkerNovember 3, 2011 at 6:56 AM

    Quite similar to what I can produce from my nasal cavities.

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  17. ZombieNovember 3, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    all these winds are kicking up my allergies so I got me some real snot. lol.

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  18. BelleNovember 3, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Kids will love this.

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  19. Janie JunebugNovember 3, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Excellent! If by some miracle I ever get another teaching job, I will definitely take fake snot with me and the first kid who threatens me gets his hair full of it after I pretend to wipe my nose.

    Love,
    Lola

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  20. Alex J. CavanaughNovember 3, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    Because everyone wants their snot to glow...

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  21. Pat TillettNovember 3, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    I don't need any fake snot, I have enough in my hair and on my shirt...

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  22. BerserculesNovember 3, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    actually I have lots of free snot up my nose!

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  23. Henrietta CollinsNovember 3, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    yes, but can you eat it like the real stuff?

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  24. Megan HarmeyerNovember 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Awesome! I bet my 5-year-old would love this.

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  25. Janie JunebugNovember 3, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    bersercules, I have free snot up my ass. How about that? I bet you really want to hook up with me now.

    Love,
    Lola

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  26. RebeccaNovember 3, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    this would totally impress my son and sorry for the comment spam trying to catch up

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  27. MarleneNovember 4, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    I wonder if it's edible?

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