Thursday, November 3, 2011

HOW TO MAKE FAKE SNOT


No more compulsively hoarding used tissues. This process makes it way easier to whip up a generous supply of snot. All you need is a Grade 11 knowledge of chemistry and a few household items.

SNOT Ingredients:

SNOT Recipe:
  1. In a bowl, mix in 1/8 cup of borax to 5 ml of warm water
  2. Next stir in 2 spoonfuls of glue.
  3. Finally add a couple of drops of the green and yellow food coloring.
Within minutes you will have a squishy, snot-like mixture.

BONUS: Make Glowing Snot!!!

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28 comments:

  1. You are so awesome. Fake snot. I've always wanted to know how to make that! I have a video of my 2 y/o (then) trying to get fake snot off of his face that we stuck there. I have never laughed so hard IN MY LIFE. I was crying. Maybe I need to make your fake snot and recreate the moment.

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  2. The synthetic manufacture of bodily fluids is an art form we all should master. I hope this is a recurring series.

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  3. But...what would you do with it when it was made?

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  4. I can think of a few kids that would have fun with this... including you.

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  5. Reminds me more of the semen on my crusty socks though.

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  6. While that really don't look like snot, it still has it's uses say, nuclear sludge or something.

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  7. Is it like the Nickelodeon stuff?

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  8. lol, thanks for this, you'll never know when you're going to need it.

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  9. my older kids made this once, I think I might not tell the younger ones about it, make it myself and "sneeze" in onto them.

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  10. Now I can say I actually learned something today!

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  11. I never knew that I needed to know, but I do now...'snot everyday you get to say that
    :-)

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  12. Absolute genius. I'll have to get to work on making some of this for some kind of prank soon, seems a fun idea to me!

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  13. @d4 I NEVER want to see yer toe-jam, m8

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  14. I actually made this with my daughter's entire third grade class. After that FUN, I never wanted to make it again.

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  15. Quite similar to what I can produce from my nasal cavities.

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  16. all these winds are kicking up my allergies so I got me some real snot. lol.

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  17. Excellent! If by some miracle I ever get another teaching job, I will definitely take fake snot with me and the first kid who threatens me gets his hair full of it after I pretend to wipe my nose.

    Love,
    Lola

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  18. Because everyone wants their snot to glow...

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  19. I don't need any fake snot, I have enough in my hair and on my shirt...

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  20. actually I have lots of free snot up my nose!

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  21. yes, but can you eat it like the real stuff?

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  22. Awesome! I bet my 5-year-old would love this.

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  23. bersercules, I have free snot up my ass. How about that? I bet you really want to hook up with me now.

    Love,
    Lola

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  24. this would totally impress my son and sorry for the comment spam trying to catch up

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