Last time I open a can of whopp-ass (or at least tried to) was in 1994. I was 23 yrs old. It was at the Zoo bar (now a Bagel Store). The NY Rangers had just won Lord Stanley’s cup. Some drunk guy was perturbed I was wearing a Washington Capitals hat. He slapped it. I shoved him. He moved on. Did I mention he was wasted out of his freakin’ skull? I'm pretty sure that's why he didn’t wait to see me open my can of A. He probably would’ve been delighted since I’ve never opened one in my life. I’m guessing I would’ve been down for the count in less than 3 punches. Still, a win is a win! And thanks for humoring me with my tale. Now on to the cheap cans of Whoop-Ass.
CAN OF WHOOP-ASS #1
Purpose: piggie bank
Features:
Good for laughs
Measures 13 ½ inches high
Says it's new & improved. Not sure why.
CAN OF WHOOP-ASS #2
Purpose: peanuts
Features:
4.25 oz.
Spicy
cool ass can
CAN OF WHOOP-ASS #3
Purpose: Chili mix
Features:
Makes ½ gallon of chili
Ready in 20 minutes
Feeds 6-8 big people
Really Hot
A whoop-ass good time was had by all!
ReplyDeleteI need one of those cans...
ReplyDeleteI like your brush with infamy. It's okay, whoop ass comes in travel size and super size, so maybe you can work you way up.
ReplyDeleteWhoop ass peanuts sound AWESOME!!!
ReplyDeleteWhoop ass Chili just sounds scary.
Love the cans though!
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I know sometimes it's hard to find other man bloggers so I just figured I'd let you know.
Hey! I was there too, but in a different time zone over in Vancouver, watching a bunch of dumbass Canucks fans riot downtown after losing the Cup in game 7. So there was a bunch of drunken whoop-ass on our streets. It wasn't our city's proudest moment. - G
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs to open a can of whoop-ass once in awhile...whether chili, peanuts, or a shove. Great job! LOL
ReplyDeleteHmm...ass and chili...yeah no good mental picture is coming to me.
ReplyDeleteI like to open a can every now and then, myself. I make sure I've eaten chili right before, too.
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