So it’s my wife’s birthday today. Thanks, I’ll give her your b-day wishes. Anyhow, I figured I’d surprise her with breakfast in bed. Well not really surprise her. More like ask her what she wants and grab it from the deli from down the street. [Yes, I got her other things].
So I ordered pancakes, bacon, a biscuit, and eggs. And for myself? A yogurt parfait. I’m trying to lose weight for my fall fashion collection. I have a lot of tight George Clooney-esque turtlenecks this year.
So after about 10 minutes of waiting the deli provided my Combo #5 in a shiny, new stryofoam container. And as I’m walking back with breakfast in hand it hits me…WOULD I DIE IF I ATE THIS ENTIRE STYROFOAM CONTAINER?
As soon as I got home (handed off the breakfast and said my birthday wishes) I got on google. The answer took me a bit longer to find than I thought [a whole 4 minutes]. Apparently this isn’t a burning question with the free world. It was on YahooAnswers (beggars can't be choosers). So here’s what I walked away with…
THE FACTS…
If you (an adult) eat styrofoam you are ingesting a compound known as stryrene. This can …
- Disrupt hormone functions (which could damage your thyroid)
- Cause different types of the Big C.
- Create a low platelet or hemoglobin counts
- Screw up your brain, spinal chord, and peripheral nerves.
THE GOOD NEWS IS...ALL THESE RESULTS OCCUR IF YOU EXIST ON A STEADY DIET OF THIS OTHER, OTHER WHITE MEAT FOR A LONG WHILE.
As far as eating just a tiny container, people say not much would happen. Though you should check yourself into an emergency room to be sure.
FYI…BABIES AND POODLES SHOULD NEVER EAT STYROFOAM!!!!
I love the way your mind works, love. Love.
ReplyDeleteI hope Mrs. Copyboy has a fabulous birthday!
Happy bday Mrs Copyboy!
ReplyDeleteI still have to wonder what it would happen if we put two random people (me and you) in the same room. I'm thinking the apocalypse?
I take it the yogurt parfait didn't satisfy you. Happy b-day to your wife!
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I was kinda hoping you would die from eating a styrofoam container...
ReplyDeleteNot because I dislike you but because I think there should be more severe consequences for stupid actions.
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If you ate it, would you also make squeaky styrofoam noises when you walked? That could grow annoying. Don't try it today. Don't want to ruin your wife's birthday.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll have to look at that burger delivery container a wee bit differently now.
ReplyDeleteThis blog has officially come out of the closet.
ReplyDeleteBBQ sauce or ranch dressing?
ReplyDeleteNow I know why my baby poodle died.
ReplyDeleteSome important health tips right here....
ReplyDeleteAnd what is the Big C?
Gee, did the leftover food in that container smell THAT good?
ReplyDeleteGood to know!!!!
ReplyDeleteJeez, glad I checked with you first cause my last takeout food tasted like the container and I wondered if it would have just been less calories to eat the styrofoam. Happy b-day to your wife, I was on the 17th! Go Virgo's!
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