Wednesday, April 13, 2011

ON THE 248nd DAY GOD FINALLY GAVE IN AND ALLOWED FOR THE LICENSING AND PRODUCTION OF THE OFFICIAL JESUS SANDALS BY THIRD PARTY DESIGNERS.


Bewild.com gets my vote too for offering the best looking Jesus Sandals
Each 100% genuine leather pair is perfect for romping ‘round town, hanging about the house, or taking a nice walk ON the water. Unisex Water Buffalo Hippie Jesus Sandals also feature braided leather accents and are available in all sizes for men and women. Grab these holy have-to-haves today for only $14.99.

BONUS "Walk on Water" video:

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37 comments:

  1. So does the church get a portion of the profits? Considering that Jesus is one of their copyright story book characters?

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  2. I hope those come with spiritual support, since they don't offer much in the foot support area.

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  3. Hmm I do need a new pair of sandals since my ones I bought in Dubai are completely trashed.

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  4. I'm not much of a sandals person, but I could use them for my Christmas in July pageant. Picture this, the story of Jesus, only it takes place in Florida.

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  5. .....woah

    i think i'm really going to buy these ;_;

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  6. haha I love that song! And I have those shoes...NOT!

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  7. Feathers of the Dove that Flew over Jesus, right here. Slivers of the ARK, even Genuine Artificial Bald Eagle Fur....STEP RIGHT UP to Boneman's Snake Oil and Relief Medications Wagon, and Sample this here Bible thumping good Wine!
    MMMmmmMMMmmmm!
    Screwcap, 2010. FINE year!

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  8. Only if it comes with that worn in smell. Mmmmm, gross.

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  9. This is one of my worst childhood memories actually.

    My mother making my big sister and I wear Jesus sandals with green and white stripey socks with matching green and white stripey t-shirt and a brown pinafore over the top. I used to think my mum had a great sense of style up until then.

    I detested the outfit that she made us wear and my sister but her Jesus Sandal down and REFUSED! It was a long battle of note - my mother won. I silently seethed.

    I have never worn Jesus Sandals again.

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  10. i dont so sandal that gave one of those thingys between your tors

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  11. that is actually an awesome idea, some people are truly smart.

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  12. only 14.99 well how can you pass up that deal?

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  13. Should only cost half of that, like around $7.77

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  14. Think Jesus would approve of his Father cashing in on his name after all he had done for Him? ;)

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  15. omg I love those sandals. And I just ordered them. Thanks.

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  16. by third party designers you mean made by 10 year olds in India?

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  17. I'd rock the Jesus shoes like no other!

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  18. theyre nice but i would not wear them

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  19. Dudes who wear sandals are usually weirdos.

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  20. I love sandals. Why did you ask me to join your community? I already folow your blog :D

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  21. Don't laugh but those were the best sandals in the mid 70's to wear. If you were a hippie chick. You put them on and wore them in the shower so the leather would shrink to your foot shape. I went through 3 pair in 2 summers. I loved them. But Jesus never entered the picture while I was wearing them! What's up with that?

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  22. If we purchase right now, do they come with a bonus walking stick?

    I'm always in search of a good stick.

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

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  23. I'm getting these for Christmas!

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  24. I got a pair of these for $2.99 when I was like 16!!! I LOVED them!!! Wish I had kept them.

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  25. Jesus Sandals? Never knew they made such a thing.

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  26. vid doesnt work in my country :(
    Jesus sandals suck!

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  27. I always thought jesus to be more of an "air jordan" type of guy...

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  28. these are Kolhapuri flip flops from Maharashtra India...

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