Monday, June 27, 2011

GO AHEAD, USE ME.


Sure. Go on. The way I see it is I’m just a wackjob that pretty much writes a collection of verbal vomit. And you folks are nice enough to be loyal readers and check me out, sometimes every day. So I want to give something back. Nope, not another video or pic of me semi-naked and 100% stupid. I want to offer you my twitter feed
I have 2,309 twitter followers. Don’t ask how I got it. Did a lot of things I’m not proud of.
Anyhow, what I’m offering is a chance to use it for yourself. You give me the message and I’ll tweet it. No questions asked. 

So what’s the catch?
Well if push came to shove I’d love it if you joined my free site Bloggerdise – a place where bloggers and businesses link up (sorry, the sales pitch is force of habit).  
HOWEVER, you don’t have to join if you have a note from your doctor.

That’s pretty much it. Drop me an email if you want. Whenever you want.

Thanks again for reading! 

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24 comments:

  1. Oh wow!! That's a ton of followers....and I see your blog is quickly climbing the charts, too! Congrats!!! I'm not on the twat...so I'm afraid I can't add to your numbers there.

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  2. 23 hundred followers???
    Jebus!

    I have, like, 12.

    Sure. Why not? I'll follow you.

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  3. Wow you've got a lot of 'followers'...are you sure this isn't a cult? Are you in Guyana? How's the koolaid?
    I don't know what I'd say to 2,300 people...but boy oh boy, the chance to hook up a bunch of businesses to my blog!...wait a sec...to do what, exactly? I happen to have a note from my doctor, but he's a podiatrist...I carry it around for just such an emergency, I'm on my feet a lot...good luck with gathering more and more followers to add to your already impressive collection!
    Your blog is always entertaining, lots of followers there too!

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  4. The cult of not worth mentioning!! lol.

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  5. Sorry, no business and I don't twitter, tweet, flutter, chirp, or nothing.

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  6. THAT'S A LOT OF TWITTER FOLLOWERS! Let me guess. You post 150 word eroticas of Sandra Bollock having sex with you?

    ...Well, I can't judge, seeing as i stoop to talking about sex organs on MY blog to get more followers.

    THANKS again for making me as the blog of the day! <3

    And I would totally follow you on twitter, except that China has absolutely blocked twitter and even my proxies can't jump over that firewall. ):

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  7. I do have a Twitter account but I don't see the appeal of Twitter. I don't even use Facebook much...4 times a month minimum. A slow day for my wife is 4 times a day. LOL

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  8. I have three notes from my doctor although I am not entirely sure what they are for.

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  9. The dog ate my note. I think I follow you on Twitter, but the dog might've eaten that as well.

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  10. i'll be another fly on your wall, i'll follow you.

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  11. And I thought it was something when I hit 1000 followers. You've been blackmailing the twitter bird haven't you?

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  12. How the hell? That's a lot of followers!

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  13. Reading the post back, it makes me sound like a bit of a douche. No?

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  14. I'm following you on twitter! Don't be hard on yourself, I enjoy reading about the wacky things you run across!

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  15. Amazing job with the large follower base here and on the 'twatter'! You are welcome to tweet that blogger should "B.O.N. the snarky and always entertaining Empress from The Ranter's Box". Yeah, I'm a blog whore like that ; )

    The Ranter’s Box

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  16. Damn. You must be using some kind of internet cheat code.

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  17. Wow! That's a lot of followers. I've yet to tweet or to be tweeted to. If that makes any sense at all...

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  18. nice work. you're going to burn in hell with all that dirt you've done :)

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  19. I can testify that Bloggerdise is freaking cool as hell. I can't show my wife or I would be broke...so many sites with such a wide range of "things". I check it at least once a week to see what's new.

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  20. I don't know how to tweet and probably don't have the technology to do it, but thanks for the invite. I finally got signed up on Bloggerdise after screwing it up the first time. Great site!

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  21. Great offer, I will go check out your site. I would love a should out on Twitter, and right back at you to my 1100 followers.

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  22. well i'm already on your bloggerdise site but now for fun i'm going to stalk you on twitter (evil laugh)

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