Saturday, November 12, 2011

BEST WIPES FOR AN ITCHY ADULT BUTT (AKA SWAMP ASS)


Stings a bit more than the T-paper. However these puppies are laced with a germ killing formula. Which is a plus when it comes to preventing the rash that plagues us after the excess poo is exorcised from our butt. Pack of 240 wipes goes for $39.99 on Amazon.

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22 comments:

  1. Wow! That is expensive! I'll just continue using the shower curtain...

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  2. hahahaha my butt is itch free and for $40 bucks I'll suffer the itch if it ever visits me.

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  3. Ewww, ewww and more ewww. I'll never look at another hand wipe the same again. And now I won't be able to order ribs when I go out because when they bring those wipes I'll think of this and then......ewwww.

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  4. one way to get yer anal bleaching done.

    the preferred brand of Dr Sheldon Cooper.

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  5. That seems like a good deal really.

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  6. I'll stick with my bleach and grain alcohol thanks. Hurts so good.

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  7. Ewwww i don't want to know how you even figured this one out

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  8. Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

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  9. Thanks for the tip! Personally, I wish we had bidets like the Europeans. It is much more civilized than using wipes.

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  10. Can I get a hell yes?

    It's better to just own a bidet though. Also, belle, I'm not European and I have a bidet. Best thing ever. Ever.

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  11. You are a wonderful resource for ideas for Christmas stocking stuffers this year.

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  12. ah yes, Swamp Ass...the deadliest/stinkiest of asses!

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  13. No thank you. And I do not have swamp ass.

    Love,
    Lola

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  14. This is kind of handy but at the same time I wouldn't want other people to know I'm using it.

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  15. What? How much?! You could buy 6 dozen Krispy Kreme's for the same price!!
    Madness!

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  16. This is crazy! I think I'd just accept the butthurt and move on instead of spending so much on wipes! Thanks so much for the blog of the day award the other day too and the kind comments, it's much appreciated buddy.

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  17. Madness! Hasn't anyone heard of showering?!

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  18. wow, do i ever know with some people that could use these...they defile chairs with their juices. i think it is well worth the investment.

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