First off, I was kid in the 70s. So the only thing I remember about drugs from those days were the LSD laced Disney stamps being passed around. I was surprised to know the practice of toad licking also came out of that decade. Way more creative than tonguing Goofy's ass.
WHAT THEY WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT TOAD LICKING.
Apparently certain toads’ secrete a psychoactive compound called bufotenine. The common misconception (urban legend) is that it only takes one lick to kick-start the hallucinations. In truth, don't have a clue how many Tootsie licks you’d need to ingest enough of their jolly juices to feel anything. Not sure it matters since bufotenine is also a type of venom. Certain froggies use it as a defense mechanism to prevent themselves from being eaten by animals. So you’re probably looking at death first, before the contact high.
Still, if you are committed to the project, most knowledgeable toad lickers first collect the bufotenine by pressing the toad against glass. Next (through some “Mr. Wizard“ burning process) they remove the venomous properties. All that’s left is yummy 5-MeO-DMT. That’s the chemical property that causes the hallucinations.
On a positive note (to some), 5 milligrams of this stuff gets you 100 times higher than mushrooms or acid. THE BAD NEWS is with this high comes some NASTY side effects. We’re talking erectile dysfunction and rust colored urine (so sayeth wiki).
TOP TOADS TO DO WHATEVER WITH.
Again you should really leave this to the morons on youtube. Though to satisfy anyone’s morbid curiosity here are the 3 top toad-phoria types.
NOT SURE ABOUT THE TOAD LICKING PART, BUT YOU APPARENTLY CAN GET ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTING TO GET HIGH. BUMMMER.
So lick a toad and you get limp dick? Tell me again the benefits?
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