Monday, October 12, 2009

TOP 8 EDIBLE THINGS YOU’D NEVER GUESS WOULD MAKE YOU HORNY.


by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

Culinary aphrodisiacs have existed since the dawn of time. By now we’ve all heard the obvious ones: oysters in a half shell and chocolate dipped anything. Thanks to the folks at gormetslueth, here are 8 not so obvious "edible aphrodisiac" options.

Mustard: The proven way to uber-spice up the sexual glands.

Truffles (rich people mushrooms): Scientists say that one whiff of this musky mushroom will cause the skin to be all tingly – ready for titillating touching or heavy petting.

Pineapple: High in vitamin C (the horny vitamin).

Fennel (herb): Rich in natural plant estrogens, good jump start for the female persuasion.

Ginger: Cook with this raw root to charge up the circulatory system (especially in the private regions).

Licorice: Filled with the essence of Glycyrrhiza Glabra. Get your gal pal to chew on this root and she'll have a lustful libido in no time.

Nutmeg: Sorta like the food version of peyote, except instead of getting in touch with the spirit world you get hot N heavy hallucinations.

Carrots: It doesn’t just look phallus it stimulates the organ with rich levels of Beta-Carotene. 

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