Wednesday, September 29, 2010

3 MOVIES YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE SO I’LL JUST SPOIL THE ENDINGS FOR YOU.


THE POSTMAN (1997): The Postman and his army do battle with General Bethlehem’s troops. The general is defeated and later is killed by his own colonel. Peace is restored and Kevin Costner is remembered for generations to come. 


HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE (2003): Sgt. Joe Gavilan and Detective KC Calden deduce that Sartain and Walsey are responsible for the murders. Sartain winds up falling off a building and Walsey is brought into custody. Joe also sells his house and KC gets the lead in the play – A Streetcar Named Desire.



LADY IN THE WATER (2006): Cleveland heals Story and they shack up together once again. Unfortunately the Scrunt attacks 'em both. Luckily Reggie is there to save the day and so is The Great Eatlon. Just as the Scrunt makes a last ditch effort to kill everyone, it is slain by the Tartutic. After, the Great Eatlon takes Story and disappears. Cleveland is sad.   

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15 comments:

  1. Somehow I ended up with three copies of that Hollywood Homicide movie. Must've been on the cheap rack.

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  2. Great idea....
    I've got to start posting entries like this.

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  3. I've seen two of those already. Thanks for letting me know the ending to the postman. Now I can skip it.

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  4. I've actually seen the Postman, several times. I think I was hoping it would stop sucking..but no. Plus like many Kevin Costner movies, its like a car accident - you're horrified, but you just can't look away..

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  5. Thanks for these spoilers. You were right about my never seeing these. How do you know these things?????

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  6. haha, I actually did see "Lady in the Water." It was weird, but not horrible. Though.... not one I'd watch again!!!

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  7. I actually did see Lady in the Water. It gave me nightmares.

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  8. That title totally made me laugh out loud! Haaaa!! And, like some of your other readers, I saw "Lady in the Water", too, but not the whole thing. I couldn't take it anymore.

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  9. Oooo Kevin Costner is going to be mad at you.

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  10. Does it mean anything that I have seen Lady In the Water and have no idea what you are talking about??

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  11. I like this post! haha :P Its like reading the ending of the book while you're barely reading the first few pages :P

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  13. Seriously, what the hell goes on inside of Kevin Costner's head?

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