Monday, February 28, 2011

4 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT NUDIE PENS


#1- Floaty pen is the technical term for these writing implements.


#2- The majority of these erotic pens were manufactured in Denmark.


#3- Stephen Merchant masturbated to a nudie pen in Season 2 of The Extras.


#4- A crapload of these pens were made in the 1960s.

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26 comments:

  1. now a vibrator pen ...that would be a fabulous invention! You could totally be masturbating and be like oh ya I need to add that to my list ;)

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  2. Hey that's really awesome! I just stopped by to show my support!

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  3. I remember seeing so many of those pens when I was a kid in Hawaii. Except they had grass skirt...and then they didn't ;0) Hoolah!

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  4. havent seen one of those in a while

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  5. Last time I saw one of those was in the Village at Manhattan.

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  6. I just watch Steven Merchent get raped by a prison inmate in his new movie The Hall Pass...

    I remember always seeing these on my dad's desk though haha

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  7. i had one from denmark a few years ago!

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  8. Oh I haven't seen one of those in years.

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  9. I need to get the hubs one of these. Thanks for the idea. :)

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  10. uhh, i perfer the pens i get from staples

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  11. I've never actually seen nor held one in real life... where the hell do you find these things? Flea markets?

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  12. I'm disappointed that as technology has progressed, floaty pens haven't also. We should have nude pens in hi-def now? What is this medieval times??

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  13. My uncle had a set of these my aunt hated them lol.

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  14. wow haven't see one of those since i was i kid my grandpa had one

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  15. Thanks for the great 411.
    I love these pens.
    does the fact i know what they are mean i am old?
    ps
    your awesome

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  16. Must be something old, I've never heard of them or seen one

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  17. floaty pen - I learned something new.

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  18. I totally remember these pens...lol. thanks for the facts...I'll wow 'em next time I see one...heehee.

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  19. You know I never thought I needed to know this until NOW.

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  20. I want to make one of these that has a nudie picture of myself. And then hand them out, awkwardly, at parties.

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  21. You're right!
    I didn't know any of those things.

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  22. I JUST saw one of these pens! I guess the one's from Denmark are worth about 25 bucks!

    An item every executive should keep in his pocket for taking important notes at board meetings...

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  23. Oh Austin, I do not want to shag now OR later...

    The Adorkable Ditz' Missteps

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