Tuesday, March 1, 2011

FREE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA (This one can’t miss)


Since you are my special blog readers I’m letting you all in on this AMAZING opportunity. 
Ok, so you know how pets don't live forever? And you know how bowling is like the 18th most favorite sport in the USA and Canada? I say combine the two! That’s right, my invention is THE BOWLING BED FOR DEAD PETSThe name is still a work in progress.

SO HOW DOES IT WORK? I’M NOT FOLLOWING YOUR MORONIC TRAIN OF THOUGHT.

Essentially when your pet dies THE BOWLING BED FOR DEAD PETS will help immortalize your pooch or kitty the fun way.

FIRST our professional taxidermist (with the utmost precision and care) will chop off your pet’s head. Then he (or she) will discard the body and preserve the cranium.



SECOND – You choose the bowling bowl you want your pet head to rest in. Obviously there won't be a skull in the one you choose. This is just a sample ball.


FINALLY – Through the miracle of modern bowling science, we will permanently place the pet head in your ball. And for extra bucks we’ll even engrave your pet’s name on the ball in nice tasteful gold letters.

So what do you think?

PLEASE only email me with semi-serious inquiries. I’m thinking a grand or two of seed money should get the THE BOWLING BED FOR DEAD PETS off the ground and pitter pattering. 

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33 comments:

  1. Brilliant and sick!
    You are a genius...

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  2. This is both the best and worst idea I have ever seen.

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  3. So you're saying you never had a pet?

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  4. Haha, only if you can throw in a deal to make the fur can also be made into a pair of those styling bowling shoes.

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  5. it's about goddamn time someone combined the graceful art of bowling with the graceful art of pet decapitation.

    you sir, are a pioneer. a creepy, unsettling pioneer...

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  6. I just stopped by to show some support, but man, that sounds like a great idea!

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  7. Hmm. How will the site of the surgical incision be obscured in the 3D format of a plexiglas ball?

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  8. I am just imagining a bowling ball full of a fleet of ex hamsters. That image is going to stick with me all day.

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  9. I'm rather fond of that human skull! I think cadaver balls are the coming thing!

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  10. Brilliant if a little strange

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  11. this is brilliant!!

    id like to invest many many moneys...

    please send your bank account and password in my direction ;P

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  12. I bet there's folks crazy enough to buy this.

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  13. THAT is a creepy idea..yet you would sell a ton of them so I say go for it!

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  14. OK. First? That taxidermy head is creepy! Second? Great idea, but you're a sick, sick individual (said with great respect). LOL

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  15. Well, I'm glad it was the pet's HEAD you wanted in the bowling ball...and that's all I'm saying about that.

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  16. Holy hell this is a great idea. In the south this would sell better than crack in the hood.

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  17. This is disturbingly awesome. Where do I sign up?

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  18. Pretty sure I would pee my pants every time I saw my cat's head in a bowling ball.
    I would probably talk to it like she was still alive.
    I think that's the saddest part.

    http://glamkittenslitterbox.blogspot.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  19. That will make you popular in your bowling league, I'm sure!

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  20. you enthrall and scare me equally

    I still cannot stop poking around in your archives

    poke poke (does that hurt?)


    that is all

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  21. think this one is a multi million dollar idea

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  22. I'd buy one for my cat. At least I would know where she was.

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  23. This creeped me out on so many levels...and I doubt I could ever throw the ball. Now, I might donate MY head to someone who wants to do this.

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  24. Actually, I think there'd be someone out there who'd buy these. Where do you come up with these? Love your sense of humor.

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  25. I would buy a hamster and dispatch it just to do this.

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  26. where do you come up with this stuff? haha

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