Tee off with a little T&A cradling your balls. [That line is only dirty if you make so.] PrankPlace.com is now offering a great deal on their nudie golf tees. Each one is made of sturdy space-age plastic and measures just 3 inches high. A set of 4 tees goes for only $10.98. Unfortunately right now they only have headless white chicks. Click here to order or to gawk.
I'm not saying I condone this type of thing, but your post reminds me that there used to be a cocktail lounge by my old house that was named "the quite woman." The sign showed a headless woman. There was another place very close by, called the "honest lawyer." Its sign of course, showed a headless guy in a suit carrying a briefcase. I don't drink much, so I only went in them about 100 times each...
ReplyDeleteSort of angry ode to ex-wives, huh? Yeah, on the male figure versions, you'll know the difference cause the ball will be placed strategically so angry woman can whack the ball right off the penis-shaped tee...
ReplyDeleteI love to golf, but I can never get any of the men I know to go with me. Probably because I can mow the green with them and it hurts their fragile egos. But I suspect if I had a set of these tees it might be a different story.
ReplyDeleteWell OF COURSE I made it dirty! That's the only way my mind works damnit!
ReplyDeleteThis is actually pretty funny stuff! Dang, those nudie golf tees have better knees than I do.
ReplyDeleteThey do bare a striking resemblance the ones Tiger plays with.
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I think I'm more confused than anything. Why is that- who, in the what?
ReplyDeleteI need these now! One more item crossed off my Christmas list!
ReplyDeleteLove these! Headless white chicks are the best!
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