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August 28, 2010 9:22 PM
Goldie said…
My apple has been there for me ever since my Morty died (God rest his soul).
August 28, 2010 9:44 PM
Saul said…
I’ve become the most popular gentleman caller at Whispering Pines.
I miss Morty too.....Ooops....
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