No I am not pulling your leg or yanking your you know what. The book is called NATURAL HARVEST: A COLLECTION OF SEMEN-BASED RECIPES.
Author Paul (Fotie) Photenhauer insists that, "Semen is not only nutritious, but has a palatable texture and wonderful cooking properties." So what can you make with the pearly white stuff? Apparently lots of gooey goodies like Creamy C*m Crepes, Man Made Oysters, Almost White Russian, and Tuna Sashimi complete with dipping sauce. Oh and for all you health nuts (sorry) out there, semen is actually better than cooking with the other white meat. It contains only 5 -7 calories, plus a slew of good stuff like vitamin C, Protein, and Zinc.
So if you can get past your gag reflex, give NATURAL HARVEST: A COLLECTION OF SEMEN-BASED RECIPES a try and a buy. It’s only $24.95 @ lulu.com. Seacrest out!
**UPDATE** Witness a birthday celebration made even better thanks to the sperm cookbook and THE NON-REVIEW blog.
**UPDATE** Witness a birthday celebration made even better thanks to the sperm cookbook and THE NON-REVIEW blog.
hahaha I am a tad grossed out but leave it to you to find a cookbook like this.
ReplyDeleteSo how many Weight Watchers points would that be?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering about the points myself :)
ReplyDeleteWow. All the food listed is food I can't stand anyway! Now I'm going to go vomit.
ReplyDeleteWell, given the general population of the earth, this may be a better use for semen. Besides, women are used to raw diets where this is concerned and so it's no news to us that they might be worth baking...
ReplyDeleteHmmm.....I think cooking it might destroy it's good properties, though.
ReplyDeleteMom to child:
ReplyDeleteYou eat your semen Johnny!! There are ugly virgins all over the world wishing they were as lucky as you to have semen for dinner!
Buwahahahaha
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You can't get this type of information just anywhere! I feel a little bit queezy right now...
ReplyDeleteeeeeeee..ooooooo.bbbbllllleeecccckkkk...
ReplyDeleteNote to self: DO NOT read this blog while eating dinner. As I said in my post the other night, you find the things no one is even LOOKING for!
ReplyDeleteFor years I've been giving away nutrition.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes me saddest about this - I actually had already heard about this cookbook elsewhere...
ReplyDeleteI'm so sad for me.
I have no words. None.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. And now I am forever linked with sperm cooking. Huzzah!
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