Wednesday, September 8, 2010

SUPER EASY WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR DOG WAS MURDERED


Pets do die. It is a sad fact of life. What isn’t fact is how your little friend might’ve passed on. Sure you can attribute it to old age or God forbid an accident. But what if the latter wasn’t the case? What if some raging psycho off’d your pooch because the barking kept him up at night? Sure, the obvious premeditated stuff is easy to tell like a BB gun or a hit & run. However there are plenty of other less obvious smoking guns...like poisons. And remember, you’re dealing with a dog here. Some of the most common household items may be harmless to you, but could easily be poochie poison. Stuff like… 

ACETAMINOPHEN (found in Tylenol)
Symptoms: Diarrhea, shortness of breath, and dark colored urine.


CHOCOLATE
Symptoms: Diarrhea and cardiac arrest.

MARIJUANA
Symptoms: Nervous system failure, vomiting, and rapid heart rate.

YEAST DOUGH
Symptoms: Stomach and/or intestinal rupture. 

***BONUS***
RAT POISON
Symptoms: Internal bleeding, pale gums, bloody nose, urine, and feces.




You can learn about the rest of the canine toxins at the...

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11 comments:

  1. OMG!! so when my mom said fido died of a headache...
    CRAP!

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  2. I was made painfully aware of all those symptoms when I had to take Kodi to the vet a few weeks back on an emergency basis. Turned out he had an upset tummy. A $230 upset tummy. I ended up with one after that, too.

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  3. I knew it!! I knew my Rover had been murdered in '88. Now I have proof.

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  4. No marijuana? How's a canine to relax nowadays?
    xo

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  5. True story, my sister had a dog who got a hold of a bottle of ibuprofen. It didn't die but it puked purple everywhere. So I guess you can call that attempted suicide.

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  6. I am aspiring to be a pet detective so these clues help me out.

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  7. That is so depressing. I once was blamed for killing my neighbor's dog. I swear I didn't do this, but they said I left their gate open while they were away on vacation and someone saw me do that... their dog was hit by a car. I swear this was not my fault.

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  8. Thanks. There has been a stray dog following me on my runs and then camping out on my porch and howling to the top of his lungs. I know just the solution now.
    (Kidding. Kindof.)

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  9. I am so over protective of my dogs...I worry about them getting into shit the minute I leave the room. I am not on guard for even more...thanks!

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  10. Marijuana...
    I know all about that one. Back in the day a friend got his dog high of marijuana, and then the dog choked on chili-cheese fritos...

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