Monday, March 7, 2011

GAY vs. STRAIGHT DOUGHUTS


Ok, looks like we got a good match here. Team hetero vs. team gay in an all out smack down war for doughnut supremacy. The location this time is …
Portland, Oregon

And actually both delicious dough-hole contenders come from one place...



The contenders:

Raised yeast doughnut chocked full of luscious cream and all the colors of the rainbow!

Vs.


Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting and Oreos!

Tale of the tempting tape:
Now I have a head-to-head competition based on my own special criteria. And finally, I make a generalized assumption about the entire city. Ready...set...go!!!

Icing – Split (both offer classic vanilla)

Toppings – Edge goes to Dirt. Me likey cookies over cereal

Size – Gay Bar wins easy. Way bigger.

Winner: DRAW all the way

THAT SIMPLY MEANS THAT PORTLAND HAS YUMMY GAY AND STRAIGHT DOUGHNUTS.

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24 comments:

  1. Can two of the gay donuts get together legally? lol

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  2. I don't know. I like it dirty, so you know which one I picked.

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  3. I would play those doughnuts both ways.

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  4. I like the look of the gay donuts, but I think I'd like the taste of the straight ones. A tie indeed.

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  5. Wow, crumbled oreos on doughnuts. I think my arteries just clogged looking at it. And thanks for letting me know that there were different sexuality's of doughnuts! Haha

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  6. ahaha at the cheerios on that donut

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  7. What about bi-sexual doughnuts? There are those of us who need to know about those too! You are awesome. And thanks for making me Blog of the Day! I think I have a crush on you now too!

    http://bouncinbarbs.blogspot.com

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  8. Size matters.

    Both are better when dunked in a mixture of camel milk, donkey milk and Charlie Sheen milk.

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  9. You have the funniest ideas for posts! Love it. I mentioned you in an interview today as one of my favorite blogs. You ARE worth mentioning! http://lgreport.blogspot.com/2011/03/lg-report-interviews-kelley-from.html

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  10. Oreos wins it for me. Especially right before a visit to the dentist. Makes him earn his buck.

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  11. ive heard about voodoo donuts, from what I hear amazing place

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  12. Copyboy, why can't you just come out without all the doughnut hoo-ha? Your blog buddies are going to stay totally tight with you (some tighter than others) whether you're glazed or confetti-sprinkled or whatever!

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  13. i like the dirt donut, looks tasty

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  14. so when are the gays going to beat the heteros with doughnuts? i can't wait all day.

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  15. Why yes we do. :)

    One of the reasons I love living here.

    Cheers!

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  16. I love me some donuts, I'm going to have to go with the first one. Sure volume of donut material made it an easy pick for me...

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  17. I don't think froot loops on donuts really turns my crank....I like the second one better.

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  18. That was pretty anti-climatic...I say the gay bar takes to the dirt doughnut with no apologies.

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  19. I would have to go gay for this one - I don't like my donuts too crunchy.

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  20. You are not helping my recent donut craving! However, I tend to like mine filled with cream. They need to merge the gay and straight donuts and I think I would be in heaven!

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  21. I would switch teams for that doughnut.

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