Ok, looks like we got a good match here. Team hetero vs. team gay in an all out smack down war for doughnut supremacy. The location this time is …
Portland, Oregon
And actually both delicious dough-hole contenders come from one place...
The contenders:
Raised yeast doughnut chocked full of luscious cream and all the colors of the rainbow!
Vs.
Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting and Oreos!
Tale of the tempting tape:
Now I have a head-to-head competition based on my own special criteria. And finally, I make a generalized assumption about the entire city. Ready...set...go!!!
Icing – Split (both offer classic vanilla)
Toppings – Edge goes to Dirt. Me likey cookies over cereal
Size – Gay Bar wins easy. Way bigger.
Winner: DRAW all the way
THAT SIMPLY MEANS THAT PORTLAND HAS YUMMY GAY AND STRAIGHT DOUGHNUTS.
Can two of the gay donuts get together legally? lol
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I like it dirty, so you know which one I picked.
ReplyDeleteI would play those doughnuts both ways.
ReplyDeleteI like the look of the gay donuts, but I think I'd like the taste of the straight ones. A tie indeed.
ReplyDeleteWow, crumbled oreos on doughnuts. I think my arteries just clogged looking at it. And thanks for letting me know that there were different sexuality's of doughnuts! Haha
ReplyDeletediry is amazing
ReplyDeleteahaha at the cheerios on that donut
ReplyDeleteWhat about bi-sexual doughnuts? There are those of us who need to know about those too! You are awesome. And thanks for making me Blog of the Day! I think I have a crush on you now too!
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Size matters.
ReplyDeleteBoth are better when dunked in a mixture of camel milk, donkey milk and Charlie Sheen milk.
yum dougnuts good
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ReplyDeleteOreos wins it for me. Especially right before a visit to the dentist. Makes him earn his buck.
ReplyDeleteive heard about voodoo donuts, from what I hear amazing place
ReplyDeleteCopyboy, why can't you just come out without all the doughnut hoo-ha? Your blog buddies are going to stay totally tight with you (some tighter than others) whether you're glazed or confetti-sprinkled or whatever!
ReplyDeletei like the dirt donut, looks tasty
ReplyDeleteso when are the gays going to beat the heteros with doughnuts? i can't wait all day.
ReplyDeleteWhy yes we do. :)
ReplyDeleteOne of the reasons I love living here.
Cheers!
I love me some donuts, I'm going to have to go with the first one. Sure volume of donut material made it an easy pick for me...
ReplyDeleteI don't think froot loops on donuts really turns my crank....I like the second one better.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty anti-climatic...I say the gay bar takes to the dirt doughnut with no apologies.
ReplyDeleteI would have to go gay for this one - I don't like my donuts too crunchy.
ReplyDeleteYou are not helping my recent donut craving! However, I tend to like mine filled with cream. They need to merge the gay and straight donuts and I think I would be in heaven!
ReplyDeleteI would switch teams for that doughnut.
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