Sunday, March 20, 2011

SAVE BIG BUCKS ON BAD ASS RAZORS


Can’t get much better than this offer from Security Wizard! You get two (count ‘em) 2 “Sweeney Todd replica Razors for ONLY $25.  These “His” and “her” straight razors would totally make the perfect 25th anniversary gift. 25th is silver, right? Definitely not paper, or Zinc.

Bitchin’ bad ass razor specs…
Measures 10 plus inches
Made from 440 Stainless steel
Uber-Sharp edge is optimal for shaving legs and face
Handle engraved with exact pattern seen in movie

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28 comments:

  1. These would be a tasteful gift for a really hairy gorilla couple to give each other, but would be overkill for humans.

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  2. Wow, who would buy this!? Scary! People have too much time and money on their hands

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  3. thats one bad ass razor i just dont think id use it, the size of that thing 0_0 thanks for putting me up as new blog of the day buddy

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  4. Sold! IF they come with Johnny Depp.

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  5. Just don't run with them, Skippy, ahhIGHT?

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  6. Had to come back to say EEEKKK! Thanks for making little ol me blog o' the day! :) Made my sunday!

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  7. For stylin' people who like to cut!

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  8. thats something you don't use when you're well-oiled!

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  9. Do they come with bandages? If they do I'm in.

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  10. One time I got a hair cut in Brazil when I was living there for work. The old man who cut my hair had Parkinsons disease and cut my hair with one of those. His hand shook like crazy until just right before he got close to the back of my neck. Only time in my life I thought I was going to die.

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  11. Do they sell recipe cookbook with this?

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  12. I'd rather have Dumbledore's wand so I can poke people without fear of slicing and dicing them.

    My patronus is a platypus...what's yours?

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  13. I can just imagine that romantic conversation: "Honey here is a token of appreciation for our endless love."
    (Slap, spit, break up, tears)

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  14. With my history I think I should stay away from them. Ouch!

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  15. Oy! I'd either (accidentally) kill myself or someone else, if that sharp razor was in my clumsy hands. Call me crazy, but I'd rather have a cozy cashmere throw for an amazing, anniversary gift.

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  16. i could use a new razor for shaving/ cutting my hair

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  17. Wow...I could shave my legs in record time with that beastie.

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  18. Hell yes! I can't wait to slit my boyfriend's throat with this! I mean shave my legs! Oh who the fuck am I kidding, no one would ever believe me if I said I was going to shave my legs.

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  19. I'm waiting to hear about one of these being used in a murder...or a string of murders, maybe by a barber! I think I'm on to something here!

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  20. Forget the razor I want a picture with Johnny Depp!

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  21. Be careful with that knife, no running!


    that is all

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