Thursday, March 3, 2011

SUCK ON HER TEAT AND YOU WON’T REGRET IT


Ok, forget about what I said last week about Camel milk. Not sure where my head was. Guess I myself was being a "excuse the expression" jackass. Especially since I ignored the true miracle properties of Donkey Milk
I mean one glass of this white stuff is half the fat of cow juice. Of course I’m not the only one who agrees. Tree huggers all across this great land of ours down pills of dehydrated Donkey Milk. The proper science term for this supplement is known as Vigorlac.  
This wonder "holistic" drug promises to …
  • Strengthen your immune system
  • Helps to build up good breast milk nutrients for mothers about to nurse
  • Good for women at risk for osteoporosis

Sells for 25 bucks @ bohemia-style.com

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35 comments:

  1. Suck ass? What about kiss her feet?

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  2. okay seriously, every time i see this title i come bounding over, thinking you've got a new booking for me. STOP SOUNDING LIKE MY AGENT.

    and are you just trying to tell us something, jesse? are you a furry? are you digging the barnyard animals now? or are you just looking for a good wet nurse for a milky romp and don't know how to ask?

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  3. How 'bout a vid of you drinking some? For posterity.

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  4. camel milk sounds more appealing to me

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  5. milk has to come from cows...
    (I'm with Lewis Black on that one. Moo cow fuck Milk is milk.)
    On the other hand... There is rumor of cheeses made from mothers milk.
    A delicacy I believe I will also pass on.
    Not a big fan of experimental after eating cockroaches in Viet Nam.
    Of course...who would, right?
    Thing is...they cook them into the chow so good...you think.."some kind of meat flavored fat leaf veggie...

    Moo.
    And, yeah...I'm one of THOSE guys who rolls down the window and "MOOs" at the cows when I drive by...
    See ya at McDonald's!
    d=^))

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  6. when they said "Got Milk" i don't thnk they were refering to all milk

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  7. For the past 30 years I have consumed three tall glasses of donkey milk per day and I have never caught so much as a cold. The downside is that my bra straps are cutting into my shoulders!

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  8. Hmmm... there seems to be a booby sucking theme going on here...

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  9. fuck yes, I need all the milk I can get. Chug it all day

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  10. Damn, I got donkeys right next door. I can sneak over and get some freebies. I can't breastfeed anymore. Long gone. But osteoporosis is probably next on my list of ailments. haha.

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  11. Dehydrated? If you add water, do you get a donkey?

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  12. i prefer oj to milk these days

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  13. YES a video of you milking then drinking this stuff.

    One of the reasons I love your blog is the comments make me laugh as hard as the posts--

    case in point? KAGE!!!!!!

    ----->and are you just trying to tell us something, jesse?

    that is all

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  14. Does it keep my erection erect longer?

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  15. Camel milk gives you wings.

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  16. I can think of many other things I would rather taste than donkey milk.
    (Think dirty.)
    P.S. Blog of the day??? Shiiiiiitttt. All I do is win. :)

    http://glamkittenslitterbox.blogspot.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  17. Here is an award you thought you might have never seen or received, but here it is! Enjoy...

    http://izombielover.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-want-to-give-out-first-zombie-rabbit.html

    Thanks,
    Jeremy
    [iZombie]

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  18. The AlgaeCal Bone Health Program is a natural <a href="http://www.algaecal.com/osteoporosis-treatment.html>osteoporosis treatment</a> that combines all of the above advice.This natural osteoporosis treatment consists of AlgaeCal Plus, Strontium Boost and weight bearing exercise.

    AlgaeCal Plus is the world's only plant source calcium and It also includes magnesium, trace minerals, vitamin D3 and vitamin k2. Strontium Boost is a supplement consisting of strontium citrate, learn more about strontium, a powerful bone building mineral.

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  19. I'm dead chuffed you popped by and sat through my crazy. Gracias.

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  20. Who knew ;0) There's a market for anything!

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  21. i heard that it could be used as viagra

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  22. YUM! Jack-Ass Juice!

    (Excuse me while I hurl now.)

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  23. Seriously...ass milk? It had to be said.

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  24. You've been on a milk kick recently...If I weren't lactose intolerant I wouldn't be so offended sir...

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  25. I nice slice of steaming cow pie washed down with an ice cold glass of jack ass mile and I'm good to go....

    Where else in the world can we get this type of info? Only here...
    Seriously Jesse, you are so funny and creative!

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