Thursday, March 3, 2011

SUCK ON HER TEAT AND YOU WON’T REGRET IT


Ok, forget about what I said last week about Camel milk. Not sure where my head was. Guess I myself was being a "excuse the expression" jackass. Especially since I ignored the true miracle properties of Donkey Milk. 
I mean one glass of this white stuff is half the fat of cow juice. Of course I’m not the only one who agrees. Tree huggers all across this great land of ours down pills of dehydrated Donkey Milk. The proper science term for this supplement is known as Vigorlac.  
This wonder "holistic" drug promises to …
  • Strengthen your immune system
  • Helps to build up good breast milk nutrients for mothers about to nurse
  • Good for women at risk for osteoporosis

Sells for 25 bucks @ bohemia-style.com

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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33 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    Suck ass? What about kiss her feet?

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  2. Henrietta CollinsMarch 3, 2011 at 1:43 AM

    okay seriously, every time i see this title i come bounding over, thinking you've got a new booking for me. STOP SOUNDING LIKE MY AGENT.

    and are you just trying to tell us something, jesse? are you a furry? are you digging the barnyard animals now? or are you just looking for a good wet nurse for a milky romp and don't know how to ask?

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  3. OKinUKMarch 3, 2011 at 2:20 AM

    How 'bout a vid of you drinking some? For posterity.

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  4. UnknownMarch 3, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    camel milk sounds more appealing to me

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  5. bonemanMarch 3, 2011 at 3:16 AM

    milk has to come from cows...
    (I'm with Lewis Black on that one. Moo cow fuck Milk is milk.)
    On the other hand... There is rumor of cheeses made from mothers milk.
    A delicacy I believe I will also pass on.
    Not a big fan of experimental after eating cockroaches in Viet Nam.
    Of course...who would, right?
    Thing is...they cook them into the chow so good...you think.."some kind of meat flavored fat leaf veggie...

    Moo.
    And, yeah...I'm one of THOSE guys who rolls down the window and "MOOs" at the cows when I drive by...
    See ya at McDonald's!
    d=^))

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  6. ZakkMarch 3, 2011 at 3:29 AM

    Great info man!

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  7. Patti D.March 3, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    that is just too gross!

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  8. RebeccaMarch 3, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    when they said "Got Milk" i don't thnk they were refering to all milk

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  9. sim only contractsMarch 3, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    Good information man!

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  10. Shady Del KnightMarch 3, 2011 at 7:05 AM

    For the past 30 years I have consumed three tall glasses of donkey milk per day and I have never caught so much as a cold. The downside is that my bra straps are cutting into my shoulders!

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  11. Solsby KidMarch 3, 2011 at 7:12 AM

    Great info!

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  12. The EmpressMarch 3, 2011 at 7:33 AM

    Hmmm... there seems to be a booby sucking theme going on here...

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  13. LesMarch 3, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    fuck yes, I need all the milk I can get. Chug it all day

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  14. BBMarch 3, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    Damn, I got donkeys right next door. I can sneak over and get some freebies. I can't breastfeed anymore. Long gone. But osteoporosis is probably next on my list of ailments. haha.

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  15. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 3, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    Dehydrated? If you add water, do you get a donkey?

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  16. Matthew MacNishMarch 3, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Does it enlarge penises?

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  17. edMarch 3, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    i prefer oj to milk these days

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  18. PBJdreamerMarch 3, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    YES a video of you milking then drinking this stuff.

    One of the reasons I love your blog is the comments make me laugh as hard as the posts--

    case in point? KAGE!!!!!!

    ----->and are you just trying to tell us something, jesse?

    that is all

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  19. Oilfield TrashMarch 3, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Does it keep my erection erect longer?

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  20. Justsayin'March 3, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    Oh that just isn't right.

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  21. JungMarch 3, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    Camel milk gives you wings.

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  22. BonnieMarch 3, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    I can think of many other things I would rather taste than donkey milk.
    (Think dirty.)
    P.S. Blog of the day??? Shiiiiiitttt. All I do is win. :)

    http://glamkittenslitterbox.blogspot.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  23. HarvengerMarch 3, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    good old donkey milk.

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  24. OKinUKMarch 3, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    I'm dead chuffed you popped by and sat through my crazy. Gracias.

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  25. MarnieMarch 3, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    Who knew ;0) There's a market for anything!

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  26. baygirl32March 3, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    does it some in lactose free?

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  27. The VikingMarch 3, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    I prefer cow milk :P

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  28. Ante BabajaMarch 3, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    i heard that it could be used as viagra

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  29. MoobeatMarch 3, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    bllllahhhhh

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  30. MarleneMarch 3, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    YUM! Jack-Ass Juice!

    (Excuse me while I hurl now.)

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  31. ChuckMarch 3, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Seriously...ass milk? It had to be said.

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  32. noogMarch 3, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    You've been on a milk kick recently...If I weren't lactose intolerant I wouldn't be so offended sir...

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  33. Pat TillettMarch 5, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    I nice slice of steaming cow pie washed down with an ice cold glass of jack ass mile and I'm good to go....

    Where else in the world can we get this type of info? Only here...
    Seriously Jesse, you are so funny and creative!

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