Wednesday, March 16, 2011

WRAP-AROUND vs. REACH-AROUND


Probably the 11th & 12th most misused terms in the English language (right behind boychick vs. ladyboy.) I myself have gotten the phrases confused numerous times – once in front of mixed company.

WRAP-AROUND:
A garment that is wrapped or folded about a person such as a robe, cloak, shawl or pashmina.



REACH-AROUND:
The act of grabbing a partner from a reverse angle and stimulating his organ through hand contact until climax occurs (or the cops arrive). A practice most commonly found in less reputable massage parlors. Sometimes referred to as a happy ending. 

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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30 comments:

  1. Oilfield TrashMarch 16, 2011 at 12:07 AM

    I knew the difference but was more interested in the reach around.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 16, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    And the misconception is the reason why I don't say either wrap or reach around.

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  3. Major MackMarch 16, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    everywhere i go i continually encounter the reach around. I cant get anything done. at the grocery? reach around. Library? reach around; gas station? reach around. Mcdonalds? reach around. it doesnt stop! my organ gets no rest.

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  4. AdPlusCommunicationsMarch 16, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    Never knew there was a differnce! Thanks!

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  5. Jhon BakerMarch 16, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    I've only ever gotten them confused while performing one or the other - otherwise, never in conversation.

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  6. A Daft Scots LassMarch 16, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    I have never worn a wrap around because it will ruin the reach-around...those things are fuckin' UGLY!

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  7. Henrietta CollinsMarch 16, 2011 at 3:07 AM

    personally, i hope for either/or when it's my birthday.

    thanks for making me blog of the day, jesse ;)

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  8. MoonDoggieMarch 16, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    literally 'lol'ed at "until the cops arrive".

    :D

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  9. OKinUKMarch 16, 2011 at 4:18 AM

    Neither of which I use, come to think of it.

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  10. TexaGermaFinlaNadianMarch 16, 2011 at 4:46 AM

    Hope your wrap around was as good as you always imagined! At least they had the courtesy to do that :)

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  11. BBMarch 16, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    Why does Friendlys call them "Happy Ending" sundaes? Hmmm. I think you should investigate that one.

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  12. laughingmomMarch 16, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    SOOOO glad I read this before I got dressed today!!!

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  13. DCHYMarch 16, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    No wonder why certain relatives are delighted to see me... Just kidding! Question tho - how do you achieve the reach-around if you're on a massage table...and you're on your stomach? ;)

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  14. Cake BetchMarch 16, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    LOL Greaaaaaaaaaat! I'm glad we got this cleared up. Haha

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  15. DudemeisterMarch 16, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Kind of an important thing to learn.

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  16. Kicking RocksMarch 16, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    i could go for a happy ending now...lol

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  17. TS HendrikMarch 16, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    I'm still not sure I'll remember. Better go practice the difference with flash cards.

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  18. Patti D.March 16, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    thanks for clearing that up!

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  19. Devon DavidsonMarch 16, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Oh my... I didn't really think there was a difference...

    Thanks for the update I guess? XD

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  20. edMarch 16, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    haha - never seen this misused

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  21. Mister SharafMarch 16, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    interesting post

    p.s if you want to stay on ma "daily visits" list, come to my place and leave a comment.

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  22. RawMarch 16, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Haha these are two terms that you really don't want to get mixed up.

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  23. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 16, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    Now we know!

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  24. MarleneMarch 16, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Oh boy.....oh boy....oh boy. (Can you tell I'm speechless again?)

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  25. ChuckMarch 16, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Seriously? You got those two mixed up??? That's funny. And please do not expand on the boychick and ladyboy reference...please.

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  26. A Beer for the ShowerMarch 16, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    I've never had either... thankfully. Or is that a bad thing? Now I'm sexually confused.

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  27. *~kAy~*March 16, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    I want to see your guinea pig! :P please? :p

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  28. ScottDMarch 16, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Had no idea there was that much confusion!

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  29. Pat TillettMarch 18, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    Can you get one, while wearing the other?

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