Thursday, March 31, 2011

APRIL FOOL'S PRANK IDEA #1: THE MISSING KIDNEY


Here's an easy, fun loving April Fool's joke that pranksters as well as the prankees can all share in a good laugh.

What you need:
  • Doctor with working knowledge of anesthesiology / chemistry (or NyQuil)
  • Stopwatch
  • Bathtub
  • Written note
  • 4 bags of ice
  • 2 bottles of beer
  • Shaving cream
  • Razor
  • Bandage

Prank Instructions:
Step 1. Have your doctor friend spike a bottle of beer so that your buddy will be out for approximately 22.5 minutes.

Step 2. Give tainted beer to your buddy.


Step 3. Once your buddy is passed out, shave location where kidney is on the body. Then bandage the area.

 
Step 4. Carry your buddy to tub and carefully place him inside.

Step 5. Pour ice all over friend. Then leave a written note that tells your buddy you have stolen his kidney. Leave a running stopwatch near the tub for a more realistic effect.


 
Step 6. Hide as your friend awakens to the horrific situation. Let him sweat it out for a good 4 minutes.

Step 7. Burst into the bathroom and yell, “APRIL FOOLS!"

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30 comments:

  1. That is fucking brilliant. Love it.

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  2. i love getting the police called on me!!

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  3. I think I'll just replace sugar in the salt shaker and salt in the sugar bowl, thank you.

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  4. that poor guy will be left with a vagina under all that ice.

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  5. ROFL....so it was you who started that whole hoax, huh? ;)

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  6. This seems familiar. Did you post about kidney thieving once before?

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  7. I have my shopping list. Off I go...

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  8. Sounds like kind of chilling prank.

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  9. I want to try this on a friend of mine now.

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  10. My brother has actually threatened to do this to me. The difference is that he's going to be dropping me out of a freight plane with parachutes on the tub...into the middle of the Gobi.

    -...-

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  11. You have a lot of time on your hands...

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  12. how about on april fools you wake your friend up by two friends beating him until he begs for you to stop.

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  13. Haha! I like that...too bad I don't have friends who get drunk regularly. ;)

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  14. Wasn't this happening for real, like 10 years ago?
    Sick and funny, just like you.
    xoRobyn

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  15. You had me at "Beer" and "Drug".

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  16. I don't think he would be a buddy any more.

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  17. that seems like too much work. However, my husband's friend is a doctor and during 4th July festivites, one year, they planned to drink- a lot! So the doctor friend put an IV in and walked around Newport Beach, partying, with the IV that kept them from having a hang over. They did it as a joke, but people that it was hysterical and it did keep them from being incredibly hung over the next day!

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsomewordpress.com

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  18. I have no bathtub. What do u suggest?

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  19. Yes I suspect this is a re-post, but a good one nonetheless.

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  20. brb doing this except im going to get the kidney and sell for 10k

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  21. thank god i read this. Just looking at the pics? I thought you shave your buddys balls and put ice on it to provide a cooling effect. lol

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  22. Now if only I had a doctor friend...

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