Working super late again for the umpteenth time. Let’s get a collective, “Awwww, poor baby!”
Anyhow, while I was bored doing boring things I went to the men’s room. And since it was late and no one was around I…well, I’ll let you see for yourself.
Cold to the touch. Brrrr.
I gave you a wider shot just in case you thought I was lying.
BONUS SHOT: Me touching urinal water. YES, I washed my hands after. I think. It was late, so who knows.
Congratulations. Your mommy probably told you to stop doing that as a toddler and look at you now--come a long way in the world, cutie!
ReplyDeleteYou are so weird. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Next time you do something like this I want to see pictures verifying you washed your hands. Otherwise I'm just going to have to assume you ate with those hands immediately afterwards.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, NO I do NOT want to see a blogger touch the inside of a urinal. However, since you are working late I will give you some blog love ; )
ReplyDeleteShudder.
ReplyDeletethanks, just threw up my morning coffee :) I heard bleach works good....douse it over your entire body. Please, do it for me.
ReplyDeleteYou're fucking EVIL, dude!!!
ReplyDeleteBut only one finger? Pussy!
Too funny - what an overworked man will do to amuse himself!
ReplyDeleteI hear that some urinals have a little fake fly painted on them so that you guys have something to aim at - true or false? (true)
Cheers,
Jenny
eeeewwww
ReplyDeleteyour fingers will NEVER touch my vagina again.
ReplyDeletei am so impressed with you haven't seen talent like that in years.
ReplyDeleteAt least you stopped with the finger and did not proceed any further with your tests...
ReplyDeletehaha this is so random...and sooo funny!! I definitely wouldn't be doing that!
ReplyDeleteYou do this for free - scared to think what' you'd do for money!
ReplyDeleteSir, with all due respect, licking toilet seats is one thing, but dipping your digit into urinal water is just plain WRONG! You need a check-up from the neck-up!
ReplyDeleteAh once again you do something I would never do.
ReplyDeleteeeewwwww
ReplyDeleteLOL! this was a trip!
ReplyDeleteThere is something very disturbing about this...on a few levels. Not the least of which is the fact I could not look away. Consider me scarred.
ReplyDeleteOk, this time I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!! The last line...it was late....OMG, you are so funny!!!
ReplyDeletedude, you probably have aids now from touching that
ReplyDeleteDid you pee there first?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I fucking love your crazy brain... I believe a toilet is next... or you could touch a prostitute's [CENSORED]
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ReplyDeleteThats nasty. You should get up on your tech and up your game with this.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hometheatermack.com/2010/11/advances-in-technology-shaping-future.html
When you are over-tired you try crazy things. I live vicariously through you Copyboy ;0)
ReplyDeleteYup, that's a pee pee hand.
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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